Chriselle 158 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 All this strange Aussie lingo has me confused.... Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own? WTF is a bring your own meat barbie? A tight neigbour offering th flame but not th meat. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Sometimes - bring your own meat but the rest (ie salads, buns/bread, beers and pav for desert) are provided by host. Bring yer own meat stops some lame-arse host buying the cheapest snags they can find and allows you to cook decent meat if that is your wish! Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Sometimes - bring your own meat but the rest (ie salads, buns/bread, beers and pav for desert) are provided by host. Bring yer own meat stops some lame-arse host buying the cheapest snags they can find and allows you to cook decent meat if that is your wish! To stop him serving you road kill, you bring your own. This is hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 personally I prefer to bring the spam sausages and scam the eye fillet Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 12. Bite one end of the tim tam. Bite the other end. Put in cup of coffee and suck. Eat tim tam. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Yup, but only take small bites for first 2 steps. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 and you don't actually have to "eat' the tim tam - it explodes in your mouth Commonly known as a tim tam orgasm - but you knew that Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 and you don't actually have to "eat' the tim tam - it explodes in your mouth You want to be careful when you blow Tim Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 and you don't actually have to "eat' the tim tam - it explodes in your mouth You want to be careful when you blow Tim And Tam Link to post Share on other sites
onehunga 26 Posted January 22, 2013 Author Share Posted January 22, 2013 Here we go: http://www.ukcitizenshiptest.co.uk/ But am scared now - what happens if I fail this test, and I'm permantly Australian?! Tried this and failed, I'm not sure this test could be passed just on general knowledge. You need to know a lot of figures, I think you may have to stay an Australian. But look on the bright side, know that Australia has annexed Niesko you won't need a passport to go there. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 They may have to change that test, with the referendum in Scotland next year. Wonder what the UK will be called if independence is voted for and the Kingdom's are no longer "United"......Kingdom?! Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Oh I am very definitely Australian! Knew and understood every one of those..including knowing the origins of 'died in the arse'. Perfect timing...Aussie Day party on Saturday, with foreigners here for their first Australia Day. Three bean salad..never would have remembered that pearl on my own <puke> Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Here we go: http://www.ukcitizenshiptest.co.uk/ But am scared now - what happens if I fail this test, and I'm permantly Australian?! Tried this and failed, I'm not sure this test could be passed just on general knowledge. You need to know a lot of figures, I think you may have to stay an Australian. But look on the bright side, know that Australia has annexed Niesko you won't need a passport to go there. Me too! managed 50% but had a guess at lots of them. Who TF cares what year married women got the vote? and why is it important to know how many constituencies there are? (I guessed correct on that one!) Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 They may have to change that test, with the referendum in Scotland next year. Wonder what the UK will be called if independence is voted for and the Kingdom's are no longer "United"......Kingdom?! ha ha That seems obvious Tubs - Seperated Kingdom And I guess Great Britain becomes Average Britain? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Well Great Britain is the name of the island, so regardless of political unions, I'd guess that would stay the same. Separated Kindom could be the go.....unofficially of course! Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Instead of Kindom, maybe Brotherhood. The Church of England Brotherhood. Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 If I pass do I automatically become Australian? I'm a bit scared to do it just in case... I don't think I could ever come to terms with wearing those 'JR hats' that have corks dangling down from the rim. They just look silly. Seriously, you have no taste Pie Man. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 If I pass do I automatically become Australian? I'm a bit scared to do it just in case... I don't think I could ever come to terms with wearing those 'JR hats' that have corks dangling down from the rim. They just look silly. JR Hats? What do you mean? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I'm guessing JR = JR from Dallas, so maybe a stetson style hat.....with corks on them. i could be wrong Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 JR, RIP. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 JR was a great character, brilliantly played by Mr Hagman. He came up with some hilarious one-liners. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 JR, missing him already, even though its been a while. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 But he never had a decent hat with corks! The corked ones aren't big Texas hats. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 RIP JR. His hat was class. Link to post Share on other sites
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