hellyer 216 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 I want to hear your cumulative scores at the end of each week. ONE-POINT DARES 1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. 2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. 3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way". 4. Walk sideways to the photocopier. 5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open. 6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you. 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..." 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh. 10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen. THREE-POINT DARES 1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barreled fingers. 2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle. 3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting. 4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''. 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout,"dagnamit,it's happened again!". Then do it again. 7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout. 8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites. FIVE-POINT DARES 1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself). 2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. 3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave". 4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two". 5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some ake conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''. 6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour. 7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!" 8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!" 9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." 10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist. 11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door. 12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 14. Sign or p.p. all letters with your initials and a swastika. 15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll see you tonight". Link to post Share on other sites
Zer0star 0 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 brighten up your work week?? don't you mean how to get fired?? nah, it was a nice read.. thanks Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Quote: 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..." not to be pedantic but shouldnt that be "...in accordance with the prophecy." Link to post Share on other sites
Zer0star 0 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Originally Posted By: Mamabear Quote: 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..." not to be pedantic but shouldnt that be "...in accordance with the prophecy." or maybe "Start all your sentences with....' Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 not to be pedantic, shouldn't there be 4 dots before "in" Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Quote: Sign or p.p. all letters with your initials and a swastika. What does that mean? I will try some of the others and report. Link to post Share on other sites
gerard 6 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 I'll try the 'finish every sentence with 'mon' one. Seems like an easy way to pick up 5 points. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 duno, I've done some 1-point ones for no reward, but most of this list is just naff. whatsbout putting the date rape drug in the water cooler?? Not done that yet. Link to post Share on other sites
gerard 6 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Whoah, remind me not to drink the coolaid when I visit Hong Kong. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 Originally Posted By: thursday duno, I've done some 1-point ones for no reward, but most of this list is just naff. whatsbout putting the date rape drug in the water cooler?? Not done that yet. I don't know, won't the photocopier get jealous? Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Originally Posted By: snowjunky not to be pedantic, shouldn't there be 4 dots before "in" Actually, NO! The 3 dots are known as ellipsis and are designed to allow the reader to insert either the start (as here) or the end of the conversation/sentence. 4 dots is just a stutter. Example, from Wikipedia ... The use of ellipsis can either mislead or clarify, and the reader must rely on the good intentions of the writer who uses them. An example of this ambiguity is "She went to … school." In this sentence, "…" might represent the word "elementary." Omission of part of a quoted sentence without indication by an ellipsis (or bracketed text) would mislead the readers. For example, "She went to school," as opposed to "She went to Broadmoor Elementary school." An ellipsis may also imply an unstated alternative indicated by context. For example, when Count Dracula says "I never drink … wine", the implication is that he does drink something else, which in the context would be blood. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 Originally Posted By: JA Originally Posted By: snowjunky not to be pedantic, shouldn't there be 4 dots before "in" Actually, NO! The 3 dots are known as ellipsis and are designed to allow the reader to insert either the start (as here) or the end of the conversation/sentence. 4 dots is just a stutter. Example, from Wikipedia ... The use of ellipsis can either mislead or clarify, and the reader must rely on the good intentions of the writer who uses them. An example of this ambiguity is "She went to … school." In this sentence, "…" might represent the word "elementary." Omission of part of a quoted sentence without indication by an ellipsis (or bracketed text) would mislead the readers. For example, "She went to school," as opposed to "She went to Broadmoor Elementary school." An ellipsis may also imply an unstated alternative indicated by context. For example, when Count Dracula says "I never drink … wine", the implication is that he does drink something else, which in the context would be blood. That clears things up Thanks Dave There I am part way through 5 point dare #3 and 1 point dare #8 Back on topic Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 How about ultimate dare? kick your boss in the balls. Link to post Share on other sites
foreversnow 5 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Well it is Thursday and I needed a good laugh and you gave it to me thanks Sadly in my little brain I good imagine each scenario. Link to post Share on other sites
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