boardbaka 3 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 guys and girls - have a read is this guy for real do we think ? Hi all - > > Check this out. It's an inquiry we received from an American "pro" rugby > player wanting to play in Hong Kong "but only if you guys pay". Incredible. > Anybody know this guy? > sorry for the delay > i never get online > > let me just give you some details i can still remember, haha > > i started playing in 1997 at auburn university after i stopped playing > division I college football in america (i should be in the NFL today but i > smoked too much marijuana in college and lost that chance) > > went from lock to 8 and we won the south and went to nationals (7th) in 1998 > [my flyhalf was from ireland, coach was from s.africa and had a few other > really strong influences and teachers] i made the south allstar team and > even coached the teams lineout in 98 (played scrumhalf in 1999) moved to > flyhalf in 2000 and became a force at inside center in 2001, and still score > at will if i can get in ball in my hands. although i prefer to put the ball > in the hands of some young horse in space and save my burst > > i hit holes without the ball and usually go through untouched , or from > flyhalf -switch, skip, draw, stretch, grub , up and under, or run through > with speed, a juke or a ball fake > > my sevens game is better than my 15's but only because i can control a > sevens game myself...even with 5 girls and a horse i captained a south > allstar team in sevens and we won the college division of the cape fear > sevens tournament one of those summers > > ive played prop and fullback in the same game > > ive thrown in, while playing fullback and 8 > > i can drop kick from the 50 > and ive kicked to touch from the back of the try... close to 70 meters to > the other 10 with one step and no wind > > im 31 and out of top shape but could be on the fastest guys on your team in > a year with training > > im 100kg 187cm but i prefer to control a game with a banana defense and > creating overloads > > im a dirty whore and played in 13 sevens games in one day (only could > because it was cold and rainy) > > i have played in a few games in china > i now refuse to waist my time with a team that wont practice properly and > will lose a game by 50pts that they could have won > > my first game ...i showed up late against some chinese team...we were down > 0-21 i went in at fly...we won something like 90-21 > > by the end i actually couldnt think of any more ways to score and the guys > on the team that make decisions havent like me since > > i played in one more game...at 8 ...and watched our backline get demolished > in a 70-0 loss > > the last straw was the coach (our prop) putting me at prop while he played > flyhalf at practice...i left and never again will play for that team with > that coach > > yes > i have skills > yes i piss people off > but > ive noticed the only people that really hate me are the ones i replaced or > should have > > so > if absolutely nothing else i will push the a-side to play harder in practice > and games if out of nothing but just spite, haha > > truth is sir, with all due respect, i might be a better coach than you...and > i would be a good idea, if i was on the team, to talk outside of practice. i > dont want recognition, i just want to win > > im an artist, a painter...virgo....snake...math wiz...actual nice guy > Christian that honestly complains for good of other people > > puppies, long walks on the beach, beer (these days gin or tequila) > > but > im only gonna play (and or coach) if you guys pay > > sorry so unprofessional > im a fukking rugby player > > ok > blood and bandaids > matt > > ps. i will especially want to help design any upcoming uniforms....hey, if > you look good, you play good pps. the weirdest email you ever got...im > sure...and im also sure none of it is bullshit > Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I don't understand. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 can anyone else smell that terrible stink? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 A dick and a dick remains so. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 what's his family name? Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 man would be great to see if ANY of that story were true Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 It's probably true. But who cares. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 His name is probably either Bud or Randy Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 or Todd Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Or Mercedes perhaps. (Or is that a girls name? Or just a car?) I too do not understand. Link to post Share on other sites
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