keba 0 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I've been trying to think up some ways to tell if a doctor applying for a job in the NHS in Britain could be a potential terrorist, given recent events. Most of what I've seen on the internet has been overtly xenophobic, racist, or otherwise offensive, and I was trying to come up with something tasteful, but humorous. Here's a couple: 1) At the interview, he asks if the job comes with a mobile phone and petrol allowance, 2) He also asks that none of his salary be put into superannuation, he won't be needing it. Can anyone else think of any? Link to post Share on other sites
tsondaboy 0 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 3) If he can get free passes for the subway and bus. Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 4) Does (he) think that the past is more progessive than the future? Link to post Share on other sites
keba 0 Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 Thanks guys, I'm hoping to put together a quiz, in multiple-choice format, for a year-end function. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 5. Does he request a "Smoking" company car? Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 6) He lists treatment of Hep C and expertise in dialysis on his resume Link to post Share on other sites
tsondaboy 0 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 7) If he lists Trinitrotoluene as topic anaesthetic. Link to post Share on other sites
gerard 6 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally Posted By: tsondaboy 7) If he lists Trinitrotoluene as topic anaesthetic. (Actually, I'm really not sure why I'm laughing. What's trinitrotoluene?) Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 I always knew doctors were scary. Link to post Share on other sites
keba 0 Posted July 20, 2007 Author Share Posted July 20, 2007 "Smoking" car... that goes on the short list Link to post Share on other sites
SirJibAlot 0 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 8) He constantly talks about which positions he's going to use on those 30 virgins in the afterlife... Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 9) When shopping for backpacks he says "Does my bomb look big in this??" Link to post Share on other sites
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