daver 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 having your brown belt will still relegate you to being an "ass amature". flirting with the notion every once in a while might step you up to being an "ass agent". however, it takes some serious commitment to become a "rear admiral" or "butt boss". sounds like le spud is well on his way though. Link to post Share on other sites
Kumapix 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 can't forget the 'ass pirate' Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Hey, the colours in my belt collection has never been alluded to. I recently mentioned using the small door as a viable ant-baby strategy for the benefit of Griller's future peace of mind. That was all. By the way, I am a trend spotter without actually knowing it or even behaving like one. And I say this: butt has never been more popular. And violation by tongue is firmly in vogue, and again, girls are frequent participants. Go watch a doco about sexual liberation and the slow acceptance for oral sex a few decades ago. Well replace the now droll pedestrian oral sex with butt fascination and that describes what has been the trend in the last 5-10 years. In my very active years between 20 and 30 every girl whom I surveyed expressed a clear desire to practice this evil act. I have asked my friends: they all confirm the same. The free interent porn video clip market confirms it as well. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by db le spud: In my very active years between 20 and 30 every girl whom I surveyed expressed a clear desire to practice this evil act. I've canvassed a lot of my English lady friends about this, and there's a distinct aversion to it. Somewhere in the past there's always been this horrible, simian, exploitative boyfriend who insisted on it, often as a 'birthday surprise' or a 'climax to the summer camping holiday' or some such. In many cases, the question of lubrication had not been addressed, although the matter of psychological manipulation was considered to the last detail. As much of the 'action' went on in either pitch darkness or drunken abandon, some of the flora and fauna around the back door got brusquely shoved in at the front door causing long term practical difficulties, aside from the distressing memories. One of my friends at university told me one such sorry story as we snuggled up under her futon, and when I enquired how this experience had left her, she replied "It would be OK if he loved me". At that moment I was floored by the power that love exerts on a woman. This came hot on the heels of a demonstration on my part that I didn't love the girly in question. It would be interesting to go back to some of my earlier haunts with my clipboard and see how things have changed. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 >>I've canvassed a lot of my English lady friends about this, and there's a distinct aversion to it. England has always lagged the western world in Filth. Oh the fuss when Behind The Green Door came to London (or so I read) I think you guys have only just started to engage in oral of the 1960's variety. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I'd be interested in hearing the thoughts of that earthquake forecaster from India, Buht Nougat. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Haven't seen the batdungnugget on here for a while spud, don't hold your breath. Link to post Share on other sites
SA 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 This discussion reminds me of tucker max - buttsex: hilarity does not ensue. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 We need to be careful not to get this thread shut. It is a fine line. The benefit of keeping it open is to become the Jeanie thread in Off Topic. Content needn't be confined to bodily degradation. Why hasn't anyone posted a picture of a live rock band???? Link to post Share on other sites
daver 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by db le spud: England has always lagged the western world in Filth. yes i think the germans are lightyears ahead in this field Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by db le spud: England has always lagged the western world in Filth. Yes, this is probably true. I suppose all you Australians and North American types couldn't stand the quiet propriety of English sexual mores and had to go off to wider spaces where you could find a hundred rather amusing ways to refer to bumholes. England - the country where "stick in the mud" is not another wonderfully humourous expression for anal sex. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Stick in the mud... it shall be used like that from here on in though O11! Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 I tell you, the online free clips of porn made in the USof A are enough to make you worried. This is getting off topic and into inappropriate ground, but it is mostly akin to rape and abuse. Why are they providing it? Because that's what the market is looking for. Don't believe me? Send me a PM and I'll send you a well known link to a list of free porn. The first 20 items on that list will be enough to shock you. Germans of course have been at it for donkeys (probably literally). Why wont anyone post a picture of a live rock band to go with mine? You guys just can't get your mind of the rear. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 what's the relevance of the live rock band?? Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 It was an attempt to diversify BoC's future mammoth thread away from pure up the grumper talk. Have you even read this thread? No, obviously not. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 yes I have been following this thread, AND I went back to your live rock band picture, but still couldn't pick why you reverted to that other than the emo-hating connection. ah well, I missed your point... Anyway... Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Quote: your live rock band picture, but still couldn't pick why you reverted to that other than the emo-hating connection. ah well, I missed your point... Where did that stupid bit of grit called Nicole go? You must miss her. My point: 1. The link - was that my avatar picture was taken at the same corner pub concert. Read the thread again. Its meaningless, but so are most tangents. 2. The motivation - was that I thought it best if random non-anal sex related themes made their way into this thread before it got shut down for being baseless and crud. 3. My vision - was that a thread called 'Grumper' has the makings of a corner stone of the Off Topic forum in a years time. It is even better that BoC started it. And you didn't take that picture, so it sucks. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Yeah I got points 2 and 3 mate 1 was the one I missed, but now that you have explained it my shocking memory has been jogged. Nicole? I'm not quite on that level am I? Anyway, I know that was a pic you took. And as I didn't have any of my own, I figured a Spinal Tap shot would do. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Sorry,it was a bit harsh of me to use the N word. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 (again, sorry O11 ) Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 What better place for this flash back than the Grumper thread Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Alright, I know CB posted this over in the snow in japan thread a few months back, but I had to post it here again! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfiUBiaD6Lk&mode=related&search= (offensive language) Link to post Share on other sites
jgraves 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Hey everybody, its joke time. . . What's long, brown, and sticky? Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 I dunno TB, what is long, brown and sticky? (Markie, feel free to answer) Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by Tohoku bum: Hey everybody, its joke time. . . What's long, brown, and sticky? Australia! Link to post Share on other sites
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