scouser 4 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Well, maybe not, but I'm waking real early so. Feel free to add your own. -- The % of people in Birmingham (UK) searching Google for the word "porn" is higher than from any other city in the world. Manchester is second. (Bloody Mancs). -- Half of all the crisps eaten in Europe are consumed in the UK. -- After splitting into distinct species up to 10 million years ago, early humans continued interbreeding with chimps for the following 4 million years. -- Some footballers are actually quite clever. Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Scouser. I grew up in Warwickshire. I can assure you that Brums love to look at porn. It's a shame they lack the intellect to find their dicks. Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Birmingham City are owned by a bloke who publishes a number of jazz rags. Must have made his money locally. If Jasper Carrot and Barry from Auf Wiedersehen Pet speak like typical Brummies, they may struggle to get some real action. Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 You're slipping, Mr W. Don't forget the master rhetorician and raconteur, Nigel Mansell. If Birmingham had more exports like him, it would be a much better place. Link to post Share on other sites
nzlegend 1 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 1. Milton Keynes, United Kingdom 2. Birmingham, United Kingdom 3. Manchester, United Kingdom 4. Auckland, New Zealand 5. Brisbane, Australia 6. Sydney, Australia 7. Melbourne, Australia 8. Edinburgh, United Kingdom 9. St Louis, MO, USA 10. Irvine, CA, USA you are nearly right! Milton Keynes! filthy English followed by the sukebe Aucklanders! well I'll be damned! hotly followed by the big three Australian cities! Who searches for the word porn anyway? you get better results by typing "Hot Asian pu...." etc If you wanna know what the world is searching go to http://www.google.com/trends lets see. "Hakuba" 1. Nagano, Japan 2. Hong Kong, Hong Kong 3. Nagoya, Japan 4. Osaka, Japan 5. Tokyo, Japan 6. Chiyoda, Japan 7. Melbourne, Australia 8. Sydney, Australia 9. Taipei, Taiwan 10. Warsaw, Poland "Niseko" 1. Sapporo, Japan 2. Sydney, Australia 3. Hong Kong, Hong Kong 4. Canberra, Australia 5. Brisbane, Australia 6. Melbourne, Australia 7. Perth, Australia 8. Singapore, Singapore 9. Chiyoda, Japan 10. Adelaide, Australia "Snow Japan" 1. Sydney, Australia 2. Brisbane, Australia 3. Melbourne, Australia 4. Perth, Australia 5. Hong Kong, Hong Kong 6. Vancouver, Canada 7. Chiyoda, Japan 8. Tokyo, Japan 9. Osaka, Japan 10. New York, NY, USA Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 That's amazing. Brisbane is no 1 for beastialty followed by Tampa. Auckland is in the top ten but there's bugger all sheep. Must be why thye need to get it off the internet. Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 English Languages top 20 Oxymorons: 20. Government Organization 19. Alone Together 18. Personal Computer 17. Silent Scream 16. Living Dead 15. Same Difference 14. Taped Live 13. Plastic Glasses 12. Tight Slacks 11. Peace Force 10. Pretty Ugly 9. Head Butt 8. Working Vacation 7. Tax Return 6. Virtual Reality 5. Dodge Ram 4. Work Party 3. Jumbo Shrimp 2. Healthy Tan 1. Microsoft Works Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 1. Microsoft Works Perhaps they just meant "works hard - trying" I hear you can now pre-order Vista. Whoo Link to post Share on other sites
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