Fattwins 0 Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 > >Hi Everybody... > >Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes CBC Television: > >On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the > >United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well > >recently and for that, I am truly sorry. > >I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't > >nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's > >a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all > > >it's not like you actually elected him. > > >I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees > > >than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and > > >better than your own. > > >I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our > > >excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than > > >yours. > > >I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I > > >notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice. > > >I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer > > >but, we Feel your Pain. > > >I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up > > >against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I > > >realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against > > >Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons. > > >And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly > > >apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a > > >thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over > > >this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with. > > >Thank you. Link to post Share on other sites
Plucky 0 Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Okay, that is just ENOUGH! The Beer??? C'mon man, you know that the NW US has WAY better beer than that crap you have in Canada! Give me a freakin' break! By the way, funny stuff! Link to post Share on other sites
enderzero 0 Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Damn right Plucky And wine for that matter! Link to post Share on other sites
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