grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 Originally Posted By: snowjunky Well no, but, yes but no but yes It must be true a mate emailed it to me Mates never lie so it must be true. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Originally Posted By: snowjunky Continuing the Theme The Vanilla pudding Robbery Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.' The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered littlebowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'..... Not surprised the didn't find any pound sterling, Ireland use the Euro!! Even before the Euro they didn't use Sterling as thats UK money Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver Originally Posted By: snowjunky Continuing the Theme The Vanilla pudding Robbery Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.' The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered littlebowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'..... Not surprised the didn't find any pound sterling, Ireland use the Euro!! Even before the Euro they didn't use Sterling as thats UK money maybe they were robbing a bank in the UK? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 maybe...probably not tho Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Whatever, it was a terrible story! I want to know how this mysterious pregnancy story has developed. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 it's hard enough with a full squirt, but a swimming pool? Impossible. It'll turn out like the star tattoo girl. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Originally Posted By: thursday it's hard enough with a full squirt, but a swimming pool? Impossible. It'll turn out like the star tattoo girl. Good point! Link to post Share on other sites
frannyo 2 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I hope people learn from this tragic incident. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 ....does sperm survive the heat of an onsen? One wonders these things ... I think perhaps the family should travel to Japan and use the bounty of knowledge at SJ for thier next vacation. Onsen water would be so much more safe :-) Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 What knowledge? Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 you know...all the crud we talk about... it is essential facts that everyone should know is it not? Cheese appreciation. Breaking news storys. And deep philosophical (OK I am far too intoxicated to know if I spelt that right...maybe it is time for bed) topics. Link to post Share on other sites
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