soubriquet 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Nice time-waster here: http://bierce.thefreelibrary.com/The-Devils-Dictionary ADAMANT, n. A mineral frequently found beneath a corset. Soluble in solicitate of gold. BODY-SNATCHER, n. A robber of grave-worms. One who supplies the young physicians with that with which the old physicians have supplied the undertaker. The hyena. "One night," a doctor said, "last fall, I and my comrades, four in all, When visiting a graveyard stood Within the shadow of a wall." "While waiting for the moon to sink We saw a wild hyena slink About a new-made grave, and then Begin to excavate its brink!" "Shocked by the horrid act, we made A sally from our ambuscade, And, falling on the unholy beast, Dispatched him with a pick and spade." Bettel K. Jhones Link to post Share on other sites
IIIII 2 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 ABNORMAL, adj. Not conforming to standard. In matters of thought and conduct, to be independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to be detested. Wherefore the lexicographer adviseth a striving toward the straiter [sic] resemblance of the Average Man than he hath to himself. Whoso attaineth thereto shall have peace, the prospect of death and the hope of Hell. Nice. Link to post Share on other sites
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