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You know the pose the news and quiz show people take at the beginning of the program, looking ever so meek, holding their hands in front of them.

 

I want to smash their heads in.

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It's definitely wrong to bash TV people's heads in.

 

But if you do decide to pursue that, would you please break Beat Takeshi's older brother's skull? He just sits there being Beat Takeshi's older brother, grinning affably and mouthing the most amazing platitudes. He never says anything funny either. He's often on when I eat my lunch, and I have to say so many sarcastic things that my ramen goes cold.

 

I expect if you did bash his head in, it would just sort of crumple inwards and you wouldn't be troubled by any bits of flying brain or anything.

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I particularly like it when there are 10 of them all lined up at the beginning. (Why do you need 10 presenters on a "wideshow"? confused.gif ). The look like they're all lined up for a big smack.

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