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New business opportunity for the nodding dogs!

 

Study has found that ten percent of the population—that is, the same number of people living in Tokyo—live alone. This is so much of a problem that a new business has sprung up. If you live alone, you can pay ¥10,000 to an unazuki-ya (“nodding shop”), who will arrange for someone to sit with you for two hours and listen to you natter away, nodding agreeably at whatever you say to keep you going.

 

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Anyone get the "Benri" little flyers in their mail boxes? It is a service that will come to anyone's need..be it plumbing or counseling. whatever a single or widowed women might need...

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You can see where that's headed. There'll be fashon-una and herusu-una before very long, and mama-herusu-una.

 

I wonder if anybody would like to try a 'hard truths' version of the service.

"Oh, for Chrissakes, pull your ****ing socks up!", "Goddamn it, would you stop your miserable self-pity RIGHT NOW!", "Look, if you feel that way about it, why not just go out and get laid? Throw yourself at someone. You're not that bad looking really" etc.

 

That would be fun.

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