hellyer

ha ha My man of the match - Sami Khadira - unstoppable in midfield scored one set up others

Sorry Krusty

They all played like Krusty the clown

OMG 5-0 at half time Christ the Redeemer needs to be subbed on for the entire back four

Ponder no more over these re-jigged sayings 1. Don't change horses until they stop running. 2. Strike while the bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but how? 6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty. 7. No news is impossi

Get off the case and get on the computer

A belated Friday Funny...........................or an early Tuesday Titter. Either way it is very romantic

psst...................there is a regular shuttle Nozawa- Togari- Madarao but don't tell to many people http://www.no-to-ma-...com/english.php

hakuba

Got to love older people! While Eddie was sunbathing naked at the beach in Jamaica . For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat." He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you were better looking it would lift itself."

spigot

iI find duct tape over the mouth reduces swearing what's that ?..............oh, sweating

Sorry, I'l use a bigger font next time

sister

The wonderful world of Disney?

Difference between grandparents Ever wondered what the difference between Grannies and Grandads is? A 5 year old Granddaughter is usually taken to her Launceston school, daily, by her Grandfather. When he had a bad cold his wife took the Grandchild. That night she told her parents that the ride to school with Granny was very different!! "What made it different?" asked her parents: "Gran and I didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, dickhead, prick or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!'

I have just had a call from a Charity, asking me to donate some of my clothes to starving Africans. * I told them to shove off!! * * Anybody who fits into my clothes is not starving!

milkshakes

Masons

Umm - somewhere on earth?

Brians

At the least the Socceroos humiliation will be over with quickly. Or wait a minute, we are only drawn with the world cup titleholder, the world cup runners up and #2 in South America. What could go wrong?

Some light reading here with Goldman Sachs predictions on the Cup winner and evidence why the England, Japan & Aussies don't have a chance. http://www.goldmansachs.com/our-thinking/outlook/world-cup-and-economics-2014.html

Seemore

moved up