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Phew!! - that was close. I arrive at Hotel Alp Jan 30th for ten nights after 5 nights at Madarao. Missed you by that much JA

Yes SL Heli was good - we had an awesome pilot by the name of Hanibul - a legend in NZ rescue circles as everyone tells me. Was butt clenching hairy at first flying betwee mountains with Nil visability for 2 minutes (seemed like hours) before coming out over Mt Nicholas about 40k south of Queenstown.. Another butt clench landing on a narrow ridge and then heaven on a stick. (or sticks in my case) A few pics below (SJ in the Kermit pants) Lunch half way down the Mt with some other groups I look forward to seeing your pics later on

Who did you go with on the Heli-ski MB. I went with Southern Lakes last year and had planned to go with Harris Mountains out of Wanaka a few weeks back -There were too many down days early this month so missed out .A day after I got back I heard that Harris Mountains had a heliski crash with one fatality and several injured Oh, and a big welcome back BTW

We may need to go right back to the feudal war-lords. or better still ask Shintaro

I can't but someone wiser than me may have the answer

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Chris get your own back on those smelly co-workers by dropping a silent but deadly fart and immediately yelling 'does anyone smell smoke' so they take a good whif in

Kumanoyu Shiga Kogen?

seamen

Woop!, Woop! 3 sleeps till I am back in the land of the long white cloud and ace fush and chups. Looks like I will be landing in Queenstown in the middle of the best storm to hit NZ so far this year. :thumbsup:

Two well dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in Brisbane Airport Terminal. The first lady was an arrogant Victorian married to a wealthy business man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Mount Isa, Queensland. After a little while Victorian woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from Mount Isa commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady

soldiers

bell ends

legends

I found this run in Noz particularly difficult to ski. Next time I am going to ride it in Winter.

Boom Tish material I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu' Dyslexic man walks into a bra'' I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays'' Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off. Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant. Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Gr

Looks like Tangram Ski Circus?

This is too beautiful not to share:- Where Would You Be? WHERE WOULD YOU BE: IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEYYOUR HEART DESIRES. IF -YOU HAD NO WORRIES. IF -YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL WAS AWAITING YOU. IF - YOUR BATH WATER HAD BEEN RUN. IF -YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS & PETS. IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU,WITH OPEN ARMSAND KISSES? SO,WHERE WOULD YOU BE? Well....... HELLOOooo !!!!!!! You'd be at the WRONG F***IN' HOUSE!

Skippy the bush kangaroo has come forward today after years of silence...... She say's not only did Rolf Harris tie her down but the dirty bastard went on to sing about it !

Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-down. So he rushes round to the presbytery to fetch Father Flanagan. He tells the priest that a miracle has occurred in his kitchen. But he won't say what it is, so he asks Fr. Flanagan to come and see it with his own eyes. He leads Fr.Flanagan into the kitchen and asks him what he sees on the floor. "Well," says the priest, "it's pretty obvious. Someone has dropped some butt

I think I might walk. nutters!

we are just off the bottom of that list........... At 74 - but in a building phase

Chris if you buy him a subscription to this it should cheer him up

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