veronica 2 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 A friend sent me this link. http://www.mistupid.com/pictures/page011.htm Link to post Share on other sites
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ProbablyaCrazyPerson 2 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a jockstrap. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
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