farquah 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Author Share Posted October 24, 2006 just had this conversation with a work colleague and he has a friend over from USA who is called, Cable?!?!? Not almost..actually is! Maybe baby naming after inanimate objects is becoming the rage there now, not sure?! Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Alright then, I'm gonna name mine... Tool (if this had been the grumper thread I might have added an s to the front of that) Link to post Share on other sites
Kumapix 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 what do u call 2 guys hanging out in a window sill? Curt n' Rod Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 No, don't start these... Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 What do you call a guy having an epileptic fit in a pile of leaves? Russle Link to post Share on other sites
Kumapix 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 sorry, was just waiting for todays sac Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 For the non-northern Americans... What do you call a guy with 50 rabbits up his bum? Warren One of my favs of that genre of jokes. Link to post Share on other sites
farquah 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Author Share Posted October 24, 2006 What do you call a Mexican firefighter? Hose A What does a Mexican carpet layer say? Underlay underlay!! Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 haven't heard the underlay one! What do you call a Mexican firefighter's twins? Hose A and Hose B Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene What do you call a lesbian with one leg? Gaylene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene What do you call a armless and legless man in a pool? Bob What do you call the guy lying on your doorstep? Matt What do you call a guy with a shovel on his head? Doug What do you call a guy without a shovel on his head? Douglas What do you call a woman standing with her legs stretched from one side of a tennis court to the other other side of the tennis court? Annette Did I miss any?? Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 oops. What do you call a guy lying under moss and mud? Pete Link to post Share on other sites
nzlegend 1 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig: What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene there are plenty more of them! what do call a one legged Samoan woman lying at the bottom of a cliff? -Eileen Toofah or the Woman bending at the waist -Eileen Dover Eileen Dover has a gay brother - Ben Dover and a loser brother - Skip Dover Harry Pitts has a follicle problem. The man who has an exciting life? - Cliff Hanger There is real life basketball player called - Ivana Mandic What did one Moari statue say to the other Maori statue? 'stat chu bro? Link to post Share on other sites
nzlegend 1 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig: What do you call a guy having an epileptic fit in a pile of leaves? Russle I believe thats also the "paper cowboy" ps 'odile' is half a crocodile Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 on that last one in particular, but some other good ones in there too snowglider! Link to post Share on other sites
Kumapix 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by snowglider: What did one Moari statue say to the other Maori statue? 'stat chu bro? [/QB] this one killed me BUSHPIG'S REAL NAME: Yuri Tardid Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 hehe, nice one odile But we all know your real name is Wayne Ker. Link to post Share on other sites
Kumapix 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Alright, Jack Mehoff. btw have you read that book 'The cat's revenge' by Claude Bollz? It's gripping! Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 yeah I read that years ago. But "Bareback across the desert on a camel" by Major Bumsaw was a better read. Halfcroc that almost sounds French too! Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I also found "Baby's revenge" by Nora Tittof a nail biting read. Link to post Share on other sites
farquah 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 This thread has become Jack Schitt to do with the title! Hugh Ever, Drew Peacock and Randy Beavers, May Haves things to add!! Ba dum tsch! This has got to stop! Link to post Share on other sites
farquah 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 "Coping with Depression" by Odile Asamaritan?? Sorry that was weak! Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I ended up being called what my parents thought was a good idea. They wanted my name to sound like something a Rear Admiral* carries around, and I think they succeeded. * Yes, very Grumper indeed. I wanted to call our boy Sasuke. It would have suited him, but I was overruled. Overwhelmingly. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 sorry we hijacked your thread farquah. But just for good measure (and yes, they are getting weaker and weaker) this was a good read, and probably should be posted on the grumper thread: "Shit on the wall" by Hoo Flungdung Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Apprantly, I had a very close call with being called Nigel. I wonder how these celeb babies with er interesting names like Apple will react when they grow up and have to actually use them. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Where's Odile?? Link to post Share on other sites
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