Hokkaidough
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Do they mind you being online all day at work, toque?
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That is funny.
Thinking about it, when was the last time Murphy was actually funny??
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Would I become a woman totally or just be a "man within a womans body"?
It's an important point.
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Thats a good one.
I seem to be getting more that have bad English as the subject line, like "Open it already", "lastest chance".
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Nope not me, but next year I'm going to Whistler for 2 weeks
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This is doing the round.... 24 things about Jac Bauer.
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If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a ****ing terrorist.
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1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
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Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
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Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.
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The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
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There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.
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After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.
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When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
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Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
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Jack Bauer has no friends, because as a child when he would play cops and robbers, the robbers would all be interogated and killed.
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Taco Bell used to close at midnight, until Jack Bauer decided he wanted to have burritos at 2 am.
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Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"
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It took God six days to get His job done; Jack has 24 hours.
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On Jack Bauers Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependants.
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Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.
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You can't compare Jack Bauer to Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ only came back to life once.
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Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people cause he ran out of bullets. Jack told him he only killed 93 people cause he ran out of people. Then Jack snapped Chuck Norris' neck into 24 pieces.
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Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.
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Jack Bauer's poker face is so good he once won a game of poker with monopoly money, an eight card from uno, a joker, a visa card, a tissue, and an iPod nano.
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Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
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Ken Jennings won every game of Jeopardy because he put "Jack Bauer" as the answer to Final Jeopardy, and Jack Bauer is never wrong.
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Every time you maturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not because you masurbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.
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No patrol?
Who does all the maintenance/safety stuff?
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Happy to see all the new snow in lots of places today, most welcome.
This will probably be the last dump (you reckon?) so let's making mosting!
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A bit of a break at the moment due to a bit of work and family things going on. But I should be back at it next weekend.
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I've not been out and won't be until next weekend, just wondering how the snow is everywhere?
Tell us here!
どうぞ・・・・
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Yes that is what I meant HighlyTrained dude - lying about conditions. I'm with you, not fussed about snow depth, well not once the season is going anyway.
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Well that sure seems like a reasonable cost for us to have that benri service through the night, don't you think.
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What do you guys feel about resorts basically lying about snow conditions. You know saying things are good, when in fact they are obviously shite to anyone who is on the snow.
It really makes me boil, I hate it.
I know they have a business to run and want people to go, but if they tell some real porkers to people I'm sure they must have some irate customers from time to time. Or do Japanese just accept that?It's great that we have the now reports on here that are up front about things. Pity every resort in Japan can't be a bit more honest.
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Well there's enough people on here.... maybe just not "their thread" so not joining in.
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I like them both, yum. But I think Angel Pie wins. It's that chewy marshmallowy that does it.
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Wallace and Grommit. Wonderful. Can someone tell me where Wallace is supposed to be from - what accent has he got?
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Not a fan then gamera?Quote:the Prime Minister - won't reply.
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Haha, bet there's not law for that one. Perhaps 'car penalty X 10' considering the size and danger and all...
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I like the original Spam actually. Delish!
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Normal people don't split up? Not sure I get you there slow....
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Is that English?Quote:Loved Caves at Cactus ,preferred Blackfellas at Elliston for a bit of punch ,but u cant beat Manly for a good latte an optic and chargin Winki or Dead mans sorry just had to drop that in.
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Good to hear. They don't have as much m of snow as many places but it is usually good quality.
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Sure hope so! Surely there are many to come.
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For those of you who know the area well - which part of the Shiga Kogen resort area would you recommend if, say, you had only 1 day, maybe 2.
For a) skiers and
snowboarders.Thanks
Skill levels and technique
in Snow talk, trip reports, Japan avalanche & backcountry
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Good advice that last one!
I always like(d) to push myself - not too much but enough to give myself a good challenge and a feeling of accomplishment.