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    REAL MADRID are preparing one final £60million bid to land Cristiano Ronaldo.

    Manchester United insist their Portuguese winger is not for sale. But last night Real boss Bernd Schuster confirmed: “The club are working hard to get a solution. We knew it was going to be very complicated.

    “It’s not going to be easy for Ronaldo to come to Madrid but we will have to see.â€

    Ronaldo, 23, is due to return to United this week after his holiday following his ankle op.


    Hilarious. "One final bid"?? They haven't made an initial bid yet. Beggars belief the quality of the 'reporting' on this.

    Ole is a legend. clap
    He is staying on as a coach yes.
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    Presenter Carol Vorderman, 47, has announced she is to step down from presenting the Channel 4 television game show Countdown.

    She started work on the quiz show when it began in 1982, alongside host Richard Whiteley.

    When Whiteley died in 2005, she continued to co-present with Des Lynam, who was later replaced by Des O'Connor.

    Vorderman's announcement comes after O'Connor said on Wednesday that he is also quitting the programme.

    Countdown was the first programme seen on Channel 4.

    The network's director of television Kevin Lygo said he was "extremely sorry to see Carol leave".


    Damn!
  3. If Sir Fergie had 15 minutes with Goofy and looked in his eyes, those eyes along with the Footballing Gods would tell Sir Fergie what he needed to know about Goofy - that is, whether Goofy just wants to party on and earn a ton or once again become that sensational player he was.

     

    If the latter, I say Fergie should buy and do his magic once more. 3-4 months and it is potentially possible.

     

    Then again perhaps Sir Fergie just ain't interested and/or doesn't like the Goofy circus. He knows best.

  4. This just in

     

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    Cheeky Jay-Z had a strange request when he played in Africa.

     

    The star, who performed at the Africa Rising gig in Nigeria, wanted a watermelon carved out in the shape of wife Beyonce's bust.

     

    It was displayed in his £2,500-a-night hotel suite.

     

    Our mole says: "One giant watermelon was split in two and ornately carved into a mould of Beyonce's boobs.

  5. lol

     

    More Blatter wisdom

     

    1. Why have two halves when you can have four quarters? Blatter’s plan to make the beautiful game more popular in the United States sinks like Derby County.

     

    2. Blatter claims that women players should wear tighter shorts to make the game more sexy.

     

    3. The president is not finished with women’s football yet as he dives in with both feet to announce that “homosexuality is more popular†in the female game.

     

    4. The game is becoming boring. We need more goals. Solution? Make the goals bigger – 25cm higher and 50cm wider should do the trick.

     

    5. “I think there is too much football on TVâ€. Blatter bites the hand that feeds.

     

    6. Blatter threatens to ban Spain from major tournaments six months before Luis Aragones’s team triumph at Euro 2008. Why? The Spanish government wants sporting associations to become more democratic.

     

    7. Why have one Graham Poll when you can have two? Sepp wants two referees for us to abuse and ridicule.

     

    8. Blatter alienates the whole of Italy by accusing Marcello Lippi’s team of cheating during the World Cup finals in Germany in 2006.

     

    9. One billion cricket-mad Indians scratch their heads after Blatter urges them to put down their bats and take up the beautiful game. “If your brother asks for a fish, don't give him the same; instead, teach him how to catch it,†Sepp announces on an official visit to India. You what?

     

    10. Try searching for “Blatter†and “mad†on google. You’ll get more than 100,000 results.

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