Dims
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His arse Bobby12!
No, just tucked under the top band of the nappy, or on the nappy pin if they were using cloth nappies, not sure.
As I said, a bit risky. Could have been a crappy proposal!!!
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We were on the island of Ko Lanta in Thailand, the last night of a fantastic holiday, staying at a magic little boutique resort. It was a beautiful sunset and we were lying on the sun lounges by ourselves between the pool and the secluded beach after enjoying a few pink ladies (the cocktails I mean, get your minds out of the gutter
)After taking some time to build up the courage I rolled off the sun-lounge onto one knee and popped the question. My wife saw it coming as during my build-up I was coming out with some cheezy lines like "Gee it's a wonderful night hey!"
A big yes and a big kiss and smiles all round.
The best one I heard was friends of ours had recently had a baby. Hubby asks Mum to change the nappy, and when she does, just tucked inside was the ring! I thought that one sounded a bit risky, wouldn't want to leave it in there too long!
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Now that's a bit full on db!
It's a bit like people who have the whole gang in the birth suite during labour. I can't understand that. It's not a spectator sport!
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Oh they all look pretty "alien" when they first come out! Little Liam had the cord wrapped around his neck four times! Very Geiger!
I was talking with a rather straight-talking friend of mine the other day about the birth process and I had to laugh when he said that watching his partner giving birth was kind of like seeing a boa-constrictor eat a baby pig......but in reverse!
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Thanks guys!
It's funny I haven't been posting on here for ages and when I do make it back over here it's all baby talk!
Fats, wow it sounds like Phat Luv got off pretty easy. Mrs Dims was in labour for about 12 hours! A natural birth and only used the laughing gas, she was a real trooper. It was funny during the transition stage of labour as after my re-assurances of "it will be right" and "it will be over soon" my wife turned to me and told me to shut the Hell up! Fair enough really!
Being a dad is a lot of work but is fantastic fun and very satisfiying. It's amazing the change that comes over your partner as well. They really slip into Mum mode. It must be so hard being a single mum (or dad!)
We decided to wait to find out the sex of our baby and I am very happy we did. But really there is just such great joy (and relief!) at the birth that you will still be amazed and stoked no matter what. We have a flood of blue clothing coming in from every direction now. No need to buy clothes!
And for new parents with a baby with colic (gas) try Infacol, it's and anti-foaming agent for bubs that really helps with winds pain, turns lots of little bubbles into one big bubble making burbs and farts easier. Liam went from a screaming monster to a little farting angel with this stuff! Magic potion I tells ya!
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Add another to the SJ baby list
Liam Patrick was born on the 15th june. He is a cute little fellah and,just like his dad, loves the boob!
Here is a pic of the little guy
And yes that hair is all natural. No product!
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A pretty good summary Bobby12.
Not sure about natural happiness never being the same again, in my experience the two are rather seperate things and natural happiness is more deep set, grounded and longer lasting (and no come down the next day). I have had some great times on it, and don't regret taking them at all. That said, they are not for everyone, as if you have some underlying mental issues, especially depression or bipolar tendencies I would be staying well clear.
Finding a good pill instead of a bad pill can be an issue as well, just buy off peole you know well or have tried the same batch before hand, or have access to some chromatography skils (he he).
Akibun, jawing is when you take an E (or other drugs) that have been cut with compounds like strychnine that will make you clench you jaw and grind your teeth. It's essentially a poison. Not nice!
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Nah, just a few quiet nights at home there I think!
God I'd hate to be his brain. His seratonin levels must be at an all time low, a permanent tuesday comedown.
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I remember helping to brush out a mates dreadlocks he had for about 2 years. It took a few bottles of conditioner and a lot of pain but we got the bastards out. Ended up with a huge pile of hair on the floor. The shit that came out of them as well, twigs, bits of seaweed (we did a lot of surfing at the time), it was like a bird's nest in there. He had the fuzziest head of head for a while a well. Looked bloody funny!
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Thunderpants you must be a fan of The Onion online newspaper then? Some very funny shit on there.
If you haven;t already, then check out;
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Chimpanze that! MONKEY NEWS!!!!!
I found the podcasts to be pretty funny but they started to get a bit old hat by the end. I wouldn't be paying for them though.
Is Karl's book going to be perfectly spherical like his head?
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Hmmmm would they pay more or less for added skidmarksQuote:Originally posted by Weegeoff:
Do you think they would use a Kleenex to blow there nose. I think it would be cheaper.
Can you imagien it the other way round and some girl getting a pair of old Y fronts
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Ooooops sorry, an oversight on my behalf.
I also forgot the "comeback under a different name" option, or the "lurk like buggery to still see what's going on" option.
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After le spud's big goodbye yesterday how long till we see his little smiley spudly face on the forums again?
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No "don't you go changin'" Kintaro
Can we run a book on how long it takes for le spud to post again. Hmmmm, that gives me an idea for a poll.........
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I'm back.....what did I miss.
Awww what, db (le spud) is going! Next thing we know Ocean will stop posting. No more mista-sparkle, no enderzero, very little Goemon, even Kintaro has mellowed right out. Not many reasons to stick around
db.....please don't go.......don't goooooooooo......don't go away.
And your right Bushpig, big piles of raw cabbage licks Satan's balls
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SUn Alpina has some great off-piste areas if you know where to go. The "holloywood run" at the end of the day is a highlight. Fantastic views of the lake there as well.
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I always found it to be not the best combo. Usually makes me super keen to try and pull off some big stuff and the ramp while at the same time, rapidlly diminishing my ability to do anything. Always end up with a few big slams and hang ups. Still fun though!
Ausbc, I'm living in Perth now, should catch up when you get back and trade a few Niseko stories mate!
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Oh NICE! look at him spraying the white stuff....Yeah oh NICE...yeah take it bitch, you know you love it (oh sorry getting a bit carried away there)
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I found his information on the "amakudari" very interesting. A real eye opener. Although he did labour some points and several comparisons were very selective I found both books to be great reads and full of truths. Highly recommended!
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Wired world of sports.......Classic. Do you remember that Rick Disnic skit. "well Rick, you hit that vaulting horse ****ing hard. What was the story, did you have a shoe malfunction or did you just **** up?"
"No Darryl, I really just ****ed up"
The latest 12th man was a hoot a well, with Richie retiring and hanging up the beige/offwhite/bone jacket and moving to France to live in France and make some cheeky reds at "Chateau ver de floor"
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God it had want to be good action powwers.
Just save the time and money and have a wank instead, cause let's face it, that's all Disney Sea is anyway
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It's wild bearded mountain men isn't it slow!
AFL Grand Final (spoiler)
in General off-topic discussions
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Glass did a good effort on Big Bazza, but I think his woeful kicking had more to do with him being goaless. God there was some suss umpiring decisions in the last half of the match. I thought the siren would never blow at the end there. I think the AFL wanted syndey to win again!
Jesus there was a lot of pissed people in the streets of Perth yesterday. Some pretty funny sights!
Good Stuff Eagles!