jstepp
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My condolences to the Britons.
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Alright you got me there, but you get my point.
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Since there is an extensive history of "honorable" suicides in Japan, I'm wondering about the general mindset of present day suicide "victims"... Are they doing it because it used to be an honorable option to a losing battle and their losing battle being life?
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As a member of us "chair force" (11 days until im a civy! woohoo) I can safely say most marines are brainwashed, egotistic jarheads and I'm sorry for those of you who've had bad experiences with them.
Next time, welcome him back with a punch to the kidney and a bottle over the noggin.
However, if you ever meet an airman at a bar I promise you'll like him. We're much more intelligent and down-to-earth.
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Ya, but think of all the constipation associated with abundant cheese consumption.
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try switching deodorants... Sure is a dependable brand, use it on your crack too if you have problems down there
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Where is this dictionary located? I've actually used that one you posted a few times.
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Futurama all the way!!
"Old School" and everything else with will ferrel
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Oh its not MY inadequacy Ocean, it's yours, you're so full of yourself that you fail to realize it. You even failed to realize my post was supposed to be a relief from all of the bickering, did you not see theQuote:Originally posted by Ocean11:
Don't pin your inadequacies on me boy. And what's this drivel about Texas, the most backward state in the union?
? It means cool down because nobody is getting anywhere.
Texas is the most backward state? In regards to what Ocean? Can you please specify? Please, as you ask of others, provide some factual support to your opinions. You see there Ocean, this means I'm just playing around and trying to lighten the mood, are you catching on yet? Slow learner are we?
You have to stop taking things so seriously; especially in an impersonal setting such as this forum. You're middle-aged correct Ocean? (You called me a boy so I can only assume that you are)You increase your chances of a stroke with all of that tension. Is your left side tingly Ocean?
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Political arguments with Ocean are futile if you haven't discovered by now
On the topic of illegal occupation, did you know that Texas is the only U.S. state that entered the union by treaty? Which means we may secede from the U.S. if we (Texans) actually got a government together. I dont see it happening in my lifetime though, however there are many Texans (probably .0003%(I made that statistic up(parenthesis are great))) working on it as we type
Just a quick illegal occupation fun fact. A serious issue for those persons involved but not to be taken seriously on this forum - thanks in advance.
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Good, but you left out:
Monty Python - Holy Grail
Tommy Boy
Dumb and Dumber
Office Space
Spaceballs
Young Frankenstein
etc. etc. along those lines.
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Quote:Originally posted by 34 guest(s):
I know some guys that might suggest that you needn't bring sand to the beach.
Maybe I took it the wrong way but... nah I dont want to hurt anybody's feelings.
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Thats why Japan is unique I guess... Im opposite, hate work, love the wife.
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That is used a lot here at work because email is the primary line of official communication so it lets us know that we can check it later and focus on other tasks at hand for the time being. It works for us, I usually ignore those emails until I am at stopping point with my other work.
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Yes Thanksgiving is only in the states, it celebrates when the first English settlers arrived in what would become the American colony and supposedly ate a great feast with the native Americans. Apparently the new americans drank too much mead during the feast and used the natives for target practice afterwards.
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Maybe they are trying to say two things... the real meaning "nothing is impossible" and also that "impossible" IS "nothing" as if "impossible" does not exist... or maybe Im reading too deep into it and they are trying to spoof Yoda? hehehe
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We have a 33% chance of earth destroying us, a 33% chance of nuclear holocaust destroying us, and 33% of extra terrestrial objects destroying us. What i mean is all of us at one time, the entire population. Really I think its just the time difference between now and when each disaster is predestined to strike. First one wins, obviously. That wasnt too negative was it?
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I have a feeling gamera is getting the wrong idea about what kissing a huge uneducated bouncers ass means... am i right gamera?
just in case, it means to make that person feel superior to you in every way, follow their orders with great pleasure, compliment them every second you get etc. etc.
If I was wrong, then i apologize, im not trying to downplay your knowledge of english slang.
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Just thought id throw this out there... have any of you seen the Southpark episode featuring MJ? OMG that was great!
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I suck... 5 for shame for shame
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testing a good avatar but had to delete it, have another kinda good one though eh?
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I live in a prison.
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I put on weight in "all of the above" areas mentioned... kinda wish id put on weight in "some of the below"!
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Lard is good eatins all by itself
Say it with me Gamera:
Lard looks like little luminous levitating lollis lurking lethargically.. and so forth.
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