[The Smiths]

Sorry. But I think they,re crap.He just drooooozzzzznnnn on and on

[How much did you spend this season?]

I think it vulgar to talk about money

[Anzac day]

I was in a British Army Regiment called the Lancashire Fusiliers.They were at Gallipoli.Their claim to fame was the 6 VC,s They won before breakfast.

[How did you come up with your Nickname?]

I am about 5ft.5.ins.Wee in Scotland means small.

[Taxi]

Thats aother pint I owe you Mr.Wiggles

[Taxi]

I know were the bus stop is.When I get there I will have an hour and a half to wait for a bus.

So does anyone know what the taxi fare is.

[Taxi]

Does anyone know the taxi fare from Nagano station to Hakuba.

[American comedians]

there aint any

[Medical tests & barium]

I had a camera up the bum. It was not very

pleasant,But I did get a look at the screen and I have seen where the sun dont shine

[Hakuba - two weeks from now?]

Just one question

[Hakuba - two weeks from now?]

If we are having BBQ you can count me in

[Hakuba - two weeks from now?]

I arive in Hakuba on the 31 March and I am confidant that there will be snow

[Dolphin killers in a sea of blood]

YES I saw it on TV. They had hooks and just dug them into the dolphins anywhere to pull them out.The favourite place were the eyes All were alive at the time.

It made me sick

[Lock in]

It is not legal.It is just a way of drinking longer and it is usually with regular customers the landlord knows.

[Saddam hanging]

I thought it was discusting.I typical US style lynching.I bet it made Bush Happy

[silliness]

Do you think that it is the first time the Synchro lady has had a foot there. she must be used to something smaller.A Aussie boy maybe

[One Month and One Day]

18 weeks today .long wait

[SJ Babies]

congrats

I think you should now buy a tv to give you something to do in the evening so you wont have any more

[Opening a new business]

dplepu

Thats not a trumpet it is a cornet

[Ghastly nails!]

I guess a bit of foreplay would be out of the question

[What does Habuka need?]

There is still know input from any Japanese why

Inane comments from Europeans wont help

[What does Habuka need?]

I would like to see some Japanese comments on this.It is their country.

[Hakuba SJ party poll]

Could you make it early April please

[World's best joke?]

Walking through the long grass I trod on a guy,s bum

A female voice said Thank you.

[trivial irritations]

I have not read all of this thrad. Has anyone put rahul bhatnagar