Thunderbird2
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You should feed him more.
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Why can't cyclists and drivers get on better?!
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I'd do it for free.
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What's almost worse is when they come back to you in barely recognizable 'English', further complicating things.
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The police don't seem to have much important stuff to do in this country.
I suppose that's a good thing.
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They probably don't feel much pressure to release earlier in Japan because of the insignificance of Xbox.
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Current records
Time records indicate duration (length of time for which a participant masturbated)
2012 Tealc Convention New Zealand
The current record was Pornstar Uthredx holding the New Zealand record of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating" which stands at 3 hours and 52 minutes on December 12, 2012. Which was also given the title of accident wreckstorm.
2012 San Francisco
- The current World Record holder of the "Longest Time Spent Masturbating" is pornstar Sonny Nash, who pleasured himself for 10 hours and 10 minutes in May, 2012.
NB - All official Masturbate-a-Thon records are witnessed by trained monitors who attest in writing to their veracity, measurement method and equipment.
2009 San Francisco
- The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating" (and also the World Record Holder in this category) is Todd Campbell of South Wales, who in 2008 masturbated for 9 hours and 33 minutes. In 2009 he extended his record to 9 hours and 58 minutes.
- The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating a Male co-worker" was set in 2008 by Mr. D Ickle, who masturbated him 7 hours and 6 minutes.
- The winner of "Most Orgasms/Male" was set by Big D Hardie, Grangemouth in 2010—at 83 climaxes, a world record.
- The winner of "Most Orgasms/Female" is Loooo-C, who orgasmed 83 times in 2010.
- New United States—Men's distance record set in 2009 by Mr. Flint Greasewood—5 feet 4 inches (1.63 m).
- Winner of most ejaculations in 12 hrs/male : 11 visible ejaculations producing semen (LWD)
- The winner for ejaculation distance/male 13ft 4 " (LWD)
2009 Denmark
- Masturbation time—men: 7 hours and 45 minutes
- Masturbation time—women: 5 hours and 4 minutes
- Number of orgasms—men: 69—Danish record (Daniel Vineke Pedersen)
- Number of orgasms—women: 226—World record (Pernille)
- Ejaculation distance—men: 8 feet 2.5 inches (2.5 m)
- Ejaculation distance—women: 10 feet 4 inches (3.15 m)– World record (Pernille)
- Target ejaculation—men: 6 centimetres (2.4 in) from bull's eye
- Target ejaculation—women: All over bull's eye (Pernille)
- Ejaculation distance—men: 12ft 7" (LWD)
- The current World Record holder of the "Longest Time Spent Masturbating" is pornstar Sonny Nash, who pleasured himself for 10 hours and 10 minutes in May, 2012.
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A real female of course, smells, is dirty.
Classic line!
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They don't need plumbing. Just a power socket (and some water in the tank) and you're running.
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A relief to get some relief.
Looking forward to seeing lots of sususki.
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What a mess. Can't believe that Japan/TEPCO/whoever is not bringing in the top dudes from round the world to sort this shit out.
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Yet another thing to look forward to when it cools down --- ramen!
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Actually very useful.
But we need more Top Tips as well.
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The Abyss
The making of was interesting too. Sounds like a nightmare shoot that one.
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Kagura: 40
Maiko Snow Resort: 17
Muikamachi Hakkaisan: 4 (-)
Naeba: 7 (+)
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Interesting for sure.
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Veep just gets better and better. Watched a few episodes first time around. Liked it, but was too busy trying to map on the thick of it that it eventually slipped away. Started watching season 2 and my goodness, it might actually be even better than its incredible predecessor. Definitely watch it without the seinfeld/iannucci goggles and youll thank me. Barbarous writing and once again some phenomenal casting.
Talking about David Duvochiny or whatever his name is. Watched some X Files recently. Some of them were real good.
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Id love to have a new modern bath in my place.
The one here is tiny, don't use it.
Would be great to soak in one every day.
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You enjoying Hokkaido, Tubby?
Good move?
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I always think that.
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Same here, remember that.
My, haven't we progressed!
Fukushima Daiichi latest - hows the clear up going?
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Big difference being Laurel and Hardy were meant to be funny.