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  1. On researching this fascinating place, I found this on interwebs. So it must be true.

     

    The Worst Things

    • Dan the builder drinks in the fryn
    • the most small and narrow minded council and police force you could possibly have,between them they have caused pubs to shut because they stand people enjoying themselves most ov the councilors are church going do gooders well past their sell by date most ov em are old but wont giv an inch for the new getting a nightclub is a big no no although it would bring good business into the town all the factories lying empty cause they price busineses out if all the empty factories were open and running at full capacity it could create more than 300+jobs another good boost for the town the council dont wont that maybe plenty of jobs and a nightclub=plenty of revellers=increased revenue but those timex watch pieces dont live in a digital age if you know what i mean and lets not forget the mold police who would rather nick motorists and weekend revelers for very minor offences than house burglars none other than c.b.m pc anthony(wyatt earp)butlin the biggest tosser in mold bar none .
    • Flintshire Youth Justice Service........bunch of wankers especially the alcohol worker.....thick slag
    • the lack of good resturants
    • my girlfriend and parents live here....im bored of chester
    • Library SUCKS BIG TIME
    • Queing for a bus as you get started on about 7 times by all the scals!and the little five year old who tried to stab me with a plastic fork and shouted 'Goff' at me. The scallies who always seem to have there caps pointing to the sky in mold.
    • The Nightlife
    • North Wales traffic police and their idiot boss, who keep getting me for speeding on empty straight roads. Why can't they spend the money on cleaning up Mold instead?! (Mind you, credit where it's due, it's got a lot better recently with all the cameras up everywhere and cops on the beat.) Not enough bloody taxis in the town... you've got to book at 2pm to get a taxi for a weekend night.
    • leaving mold to go home to isa (a wank little village)
    • hardly any decent looking women
    • The way that people who were educated at Maes Garmon (a Welsh formula school) hold this 'holier than though' stance against non-welsh speakers. It was the english government's fault that lots of people turned out not speaking the native tongue. Once an area in a Celtic country gets heavy industry in the area, the local language will be cut out. Wales will never gain any ground for independence when it's people are divided by snobbery. You EVEN get Welsh speaking families who worship the royal family for god's sake! It's what's in your blood at the end of the day...hwyl!!
    • everybody knows each other
    • all the overpriced/bland beers.idiots.
    • scallies
    • Coming back and seeing all the scallies (though im in liverpool uni, which is just as bad!)
    • the monopoly on the pub prices.
    • Mold Scallies
    • There are three different types of people in mold GOTHS, SKATERS and of course SCCAAAAALIES. these people are easy to notice if they have south park socks rolled over ADIDAS running pants or wear school shoes in sports wear (Rockport shoes prefrably)and wish they were liverpudlian. You guesed it their SCALIES HOT SPOTS: bus stop, HSBC, working on the market or walking round robbing money and offering to sell you weed KNOWN SCALLIES: Ryan Bevan (just out of prison), Richard Wolf and many many more. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE REST OF THE GROUPS IN MOLD ARE FINE AND THERES HARDLY EVER TROUBLE SO WHY ARE SCALIES SUCH WANKERS (i mean cant they just leave)
    • All the scalies, driving round in their renault 5's and nova's, trying to pull underage womn and smokin biftas. yeah la, f**kin biftas la, mint!
    • Got to Get a bus to go anywhere interesting. No Cinema for miles.
    • Mold gits - tacky slappers who hang around the high street and think they're really cool. They're not. They're totally sad.
    • Scallies, shops, attitudes.
    • Coming back

  2. Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, at least they'll get to the other side safely in these snazzy jackets.

     

    Domestic chicken owners are cladding their pet hens and roosters in hi-visibility bibs to help keep them safe as the darker nights draw in this Autumn.

     

    The bright pink or yellow items of clothing are designed to alert motorists and others to keep the birds safe in the busy urban and suburban areas they live in.

     

    The "High Vis Chicken Jackets" are being produced by Omlet, who also manufacture fashionable chicken coops to cater for the rise in the amount of chickens being kept as pets in the UK.

     

    "We had people inquiring about this kind of thing so decided to look into it," director Johannes Paul said.

     

    He added: “Most people who have chickens as pets will have them out and about and we do hear about chickens who do cross the road.

     

    “If you imagine you are in a built-up area and your chicken gets under the fence, they don’t care if there is a road there. They just go straight across it.”

     

    Omlet suggest the jackets are particularly helpful for battery hens, whose sparse feathers make them more susceptible to the cold.

     

    They go on to say that they could also help with hens who have recently moulted giving them extra warmth and as well as "protecting their modesty."

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