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BigSausage

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  1. Got this sent to me, a few days before our Christmas party.

     

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    AVOID THE SEASONAL SPIRIT

     

    A list of Christmas office party clangers has been unveiled with a seasonal warning to watch your Ps and Qs in front of the boss.

     

    One tipsy new recruit asked the managing director of the company: "So, what do you do?"

     

     

    And another smooth-talking employee confessed to a colleague: "I've been stalking you like a lion stalks an antelope."

     

    Recruitment firm Office Angels warned that blundering attempts to break the ice at the Yule Tide do can often make the wrong kind of lasting impression with managers.

     

    Other one-liners owned up to by the 1,500 employees polled by the company included the gems:

     

    *You're much better looking than you sound on the phone, and

     

    *I'm glad we chatted tonight because I didn't like you when I first met you.

     

    Office Angels managing director Paul Jacobs said: "Despite the off duty atmosphere of the parties, employees should be aware that any indiscreet or embarrassing comments are likely to be noted and can have an impact in the future."

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