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Shakey

"Unfortunately, no-one won the top prize of a week's luxury accommodation at Mt Granview plus spending cash prize of 500,000 yen" So it jackpots to the next competition?

Brutus - at it again

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

Metal detector

A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them. Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls. To everyone's amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole. The bartender looked at the guy and said, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, don't worry, I'll pay for the cue ball." The guy finished his drink

Quite a guy that Frank

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced li

Of course. Goodnight I am off to bed Hope I don't dream

Thanks for asking MO I am somewhat traumatised but another couple of Ebisu should see me pull through. Now what was this topic about again?

Pies, I say Pies where are you watching that video more than three times is dangerous

OMG!!! Based on the clues I googled - star cherry blossom skijo and got this - http://youtu.be/Bs0IgT60e5I I may never wear my green pants again

The first pic bears a resemblance to Norikura ??

Air Show Disaster - AIRCRAFT HITS FOUR BUILDINGS This is tough to see. It just shows the dangers of attending these events. Amazing photo below shows great detail. The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft. It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings. One can only imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings. No one was killed, but it probably scared the shit out of them.

Grandad and the Australian Taxation Office The ATO decides to audit Grandad, and summons him to their office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandad showed up with his lawyer. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the ATO finds that believable.' I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandad. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.' Grandad says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I ca

spot on oo your turn

Where is this?

Thanks for making it an easy one Muika. i didn't take many pics at all this year but loads of video, - still sorting through it as have been incredibly busy with work - bad for keeping up with forum posting, but good for funding next few snow hol's Will post a pic shortly