hellyer
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Sorry Krusty
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They all played like Krusty the clown
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OMG
5-0 at half timeChrist the Redeemer needs to be subbed on for the entire back four
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Ponder no more over these re-jigged sayings
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Don't change horses
until they stop running.
2.
Strike while the
bug is close.
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It's always darkest before
Daylight Saving Time.
4.
Never underestimate the power of
termites.
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You can lead a horse to water but
how?
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Don't bite the hand that
looks dirty.
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No news is
impossible.
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A miss is as good as a
Mr.
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You can't teach an old dog new
math.
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If you lie down with dogs, you'll
stink in the morning
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Love all, trust
me.
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The pen is mightier than the
pigs.
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An idle mind is
the best way to relax.
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Where there's smoke there's
pollution.
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Happy the bride who
gets all the presents.
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A penny saved is
not much.
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Two's company, three's
the Musketeers.
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Don't put off till tomorrow what
you put on to go to bed.
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Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
you have to blow your nose.
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There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder.
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Children should be seen and not
spanked or grounded.
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If at first you don't succeed
get new batteries.
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You get out of something only what you
see in the picture on the box.
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When the blind lead the blind
get out of the way.
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A bird in the hand
is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26.
Better late than
pregnant.
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Get off the case and get on the computer
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A belated Friday Funny...........................or an early Tuesday Titter.
Either way it is very romantic
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psst...................there is a regular shuttle Nozawa- Togari- Madarao
but don't tell to many people
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Got to love older people!
While Eddie was sunbathing naked at the beach in Jamaica .
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting
sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering,
"If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied,
"If you were better looking it would lift itself."
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iI find duct tape over the mouth reduces swearing
what's that ?..............oh, sweating
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Sorry, I'l use a bigger font next time
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The wonderful world of Disney?
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Difference between grandparents
Ever wondered what the difference between Grannies and Grandads is?
A 5 year old Granddaughter is usually taken to her Launceston school, daily, by her Grandfather.
When he had a bad cold his wife took the Grandchild.
That night she told her parents that the ride to school with Granny was very different!!
"What made it different?" asked her parents:
"Gran and I didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, dickhead, prick or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!'
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I have just had a call from a Charity, asking me to donate some of my clothes to starving Africans.
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I told them to shove off!!
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Anybody who fits into my clothes is not starving!
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milkshakes
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Umm - somewhere on earth?
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At the least the Socceroos humiliation will be over with quickly.
Or wait a minute,
we are only drawn with the world cup titleholder, the world cup runners up and #2 in South America.What could go wrong?
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Some light reading here with Goldman Sachs predictions on the Cup winner and evidence why the England, Japan & Aussies don't have a chance.
http://www.goldmansachs.com/our-thinking/outlook/world-cup-and-economics-2014.html
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Seemore
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World Cup
in General off-topic discussions
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ha ha
My man of the match - Sami Khadira - unstoppable in midfield scored one set up others