hellyer
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Oh by the way Kokodo, when quoting my posts there is no need to post the pic again - this one I mean-
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oh, and a winch
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I can't see the pic Chris but I am imagining bolt on 19 inch wheels, turbocharger and twin overhead foxtails
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:thumbsup:
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oops how did that pic get back in there?
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It's a big thimble
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Proof - here he is completely stuffed inside the thimble
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My favourite excercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.
It's called lunch.
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who you callin a dude white man?
He is sitting in a thimble - hence the concerned look on his face
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I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.
Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.
A gift card is a great way to say, "Go buy your own f*ckin' present".
I almost had a threesome last night I just needed two more people
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Gotta love these baby pacifiers/dummies - what ever you call them.
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Senior Helping Senior An old farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?' The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.' The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?' 'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.' The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?' The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?' The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.
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I think I will take a walk around the block again
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But if you underpromise how are you going to be able to trick people into buying your service or product?
Why, with charm and guile of course
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Belated Tuesday Titter
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?"
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Good point - better to underpromise and over deliver.
Much more repeat business and refferals that way.
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Thank you for sharing your pics taken on the Island of Japan.
Looks like a pretty area
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Where's that?
That's in my fantasy dreams.
.I am talking about the fine blue sky and uncrowded slopes you perverts,
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here you go all you Shazza's and Bazza"s
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It was just a scratch
Monkey in a bucket (2013-2014)
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