hellyer
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Well no, but, yes but no but yes
It must be true a mate emailed it to me
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Continuing the Theme
The
Vanilla pudding Robbery
Excerpted
from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about
a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their
efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered littlebowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS
MORNING'.....
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Originally Posted By: Go NativeI spent some time in a boarding school so I got over being naked in front of others a long time ago
I'm guessing you never dropped the soap
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What's your point Josh?
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Just inside the coin slot
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Not surprised having spent some time in Cairo
You can catch ANYTHING there.
I would not be surprised if some Egyptian lad doesn't claim 'bakshees" for the present.
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My label says Made In Australia
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Wver wonder why the beautiful people drink Evian instead of tap water?
Answer - spell evian backwards.
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Cheeseman will know
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Looks like an old pic
Is that your mum or your grandma?
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What is the literal meaning of "skijo" ?
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Originally Posted By: skidaisukiSkiing versus jogging ? No contest...
The funny thing is that despite burning 600 cals + per hour for about 6 hours a day when I'm in Niseko for 4 days, I always come back having put on weight. Must be I overcompensate by stuffing my face at breakfast, lunch and dinner.
"I'll burn it off anyway"
600 calories an hour for 6 hours!!, Skidaiski you are a machine.
Machines should not put on weight -
This is what the bike looks like
Lots of different programs
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Yes it is.
Nozawa Feb 09
Now that I know how to post there will be some more pics coming though with my little fujifilm cam, not up to the standard of others here.
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As a blue living among the maroon frogs in Qld, we can not win.
If Qld lose they just say "oh well it's just a dead rubber.
If they win the buggers crow "clean sweep"
I might have to emigrate
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Are Ogasaka made in Nagano?
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stuffed up my first pic postMaybe this time
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While I appreciate pics of 'old school' suits (had some like the them myself) these days I prefer to blend in.
[http://www.snowjapan.com/e/snow-japan-photo-galleries/hellyer/hellyer_11.JPG]
What I like about this jacket is that I have worn it in Australia, Japan, Canada, Switzerland & Austria & never seen one the same. Go figure.
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Sorry, back on topic - Can I get kani ramen in Nozawa Onsen?
I tried most places last Feb but could not find.
Same question goes for Shiga Kogen where I will be next Feb
Good night
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Will this topic be the quickest to reach 100 posts in the shortest amount of views
By 'posts' I mean 'replies'....................(98)
I'm going to bed now
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What Are Your favourite On-Mountain Foods
Will this topic be the quickest to reach 100 posts in the shortest amount of views?
There that's number 97 I think.
Come on SJer's make it happen
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Thank you mr Moderator
I will give it a try later today
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his info may be somewhere on this site but I have not found it.
I know how to upload pics to an album on "insider" thanks to your great new uploader but when I try to post a pic on a post (like this one) I hit the "enter an image" icon & it asks me for a url address. As all my pics are stored in Bill Gates "my pictures" folder on my computer they don't have a URL?
It's probably very simple & I know I sound like a complete nob but what am I doing wrong?
Help appreciated
Yay it worked
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Snowboarding on the decline in Japan?
in Snow talk, trip reports, Japan avalanche & backcountry
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Don't know about that Zski
In Nozawa February this year, heading back to the village along the home cat track I started to count snowboarders as I passed them. I lost count at around 143 (98 sitting on their bums as I passed them)