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Originally Posted By: plankerGot into ramen when we were there.
The curry rice often seemed pretty bland. And not hot enough.
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Originally Posted By: Go NativeOriginally Posted By: snowjunkyFashion advice from the lifties at Arapahoe Basin
Explains why so many Japanese skiers are shite!
You may alienate a few colouful locals there GN -
All except Scott McDonald - Aussie Celtic striker who scores heaps for the Celts but can't for his national team
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Well yes, maybe I did mean oic after all
Freudian slip
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Originally Posted By: JynxxWhen I first went to England I couldn't use the western toilet.
I actually squatted on top of it for a while. When you are 5 you can do that.
When I went back to Japan, I couldn't use the Japanese one. It took me a while to get back to it.
I spent a lot of time in the rain forests in Australia. Dig a hole and squat.
Kinda miss doing that here in Germany.
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Originally Posted By: RobBrightWhere can I download it from?
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oops!
By "oic" I meant "pic"
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I don't think TB meant that Jordan but thanks for the oic anyway.
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I have heard that the running of the tatooed Swedes can be dangerous also!
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I have booked for both next Feb
Come Onnnnnnnnn 2010 hurry up & get here.
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Some nice pics planker.
Where was that second shot taken? - some nice freshies there in what was a generally ordinary year.
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Hi guys & gals
I am a skier not a snowboarder but I have a snowboard question that follows on from previous posts.
I have been a surfer for over 30 years, if I jumped on a snowboard would I initially favour front or heel side depending on whether I was a natural or goofyfoot surfer?
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Do you have to be old?
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You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead...............old Howkawi saying
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Originally Posted By: thursdayI would hate it to have my pants pulled down and have my tool fondled by tattooed Swedes.
Hope they get caught before they strike anothe innocent victim returning from a coffee house smoke.
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It's still late Friday here so here's another.
W*R*O*N*G FUNNIES
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop wanking.
When I asked why? She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me.
I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?
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A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."
To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
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I had a mate who was suicidal.
He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
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When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
Took her out with one punch.
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My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
"It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.
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A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her appendix out!"
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I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning."
He replied, "No, just having a shit."
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Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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She is woman
and fortunately does not read this
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I am just getting over 10 horrible days with the flu
No not Swine Flu - much worse!
It's MAN Flu, you know, the one where you are coughing your guts out all night & hawking up unmentionable sticky gunk.
Fellows you know MAN Flu........it's the one where you get absolutely no sympathy from your wife.
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Apologies for the naff formatting, I did didn'nt realise until it loaded. Will do better next time
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My first Friday post (inspired by Stemik & others)
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED......
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't
used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started....
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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started...
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's when the fight started...
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Bud Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than
the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started.....
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason,
took my order first..
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started......
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the
channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale...
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her , 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed, ' He's my old boyfriend...
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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I rear-ended a car this morning.. So, there we were alongside
the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little
things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.. he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are
you?'
And then the fight started...
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf '
Always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I
arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the
house.
I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed
her a toothbrush.
I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well
sweep the driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have
a limp
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Fondue- schmondue, the first few dips are ok but you end up eating to much & end up with a stodgy lump in the gut.
Give me oodles of noodles and thrice the rice anyday.
Bye now, I am off to batten down the hatches for cheeseman's
expected reply
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My next jacket - arriving next week. Softshell with 20000 waterproof & breathability rating.
Thats not me in the pic by the way............I am much more handsome
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Fashion advice from the lifties at Arapahoe Basin
Lots of Aussies, many Brits?
in Snow talk, trip reports, Japan avalanche & backcountry
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pretty sure 1 half of Glasgow would WANT to kill him
Yes you are spot on about the blue half