hellyer
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I recall scenery like that from your postings earlier this year
hmmn - now I have just two or three hundred pics to search through
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Let me know if you have any trouble finding a pic Muika
I know a guy with about 5 million of them
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Where is Island Bend?
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It's starting to cool down a bit in Southern Oz so thoughts are turning to mid year snow fun again.
I have booked for En-Zed again, A shorter trip this year - 5 days in Wanaka and 5 Days in Queenstown flying direct to QTown from Bris-Vegas
Anyone else heading out - Australia, NZ, South America?
Some pics from last year's NZ trip .
http://www.snowjapanforums.com/index.php/topic/23203-snowjunky-in-nz-2013-a-bitter-sweet-trip
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"3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out."
I can!
Good one Griller
Can you also touch the hotplate with your tongue?
he he he
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Impossibilities in the world
1) You can't count your hair.
2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
Ten (10) Things I know about you.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category.
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An early Tuesday Titter here as I am rather busy in the morning:-
A Harley and a Jar of Vaseline
Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle.
He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
It's shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.
It protects it from the rain.' (true story)
And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.
But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.'
'When we eat dinner, we don't talk.
In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'
'No problem,' he says.. And in they go.
Joe is shocked.
Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes.
Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra.
No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.
Still, nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mum.
'She's got a great body,' he thinks.
So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table.
After she has a big orgasm, he sits down again.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mum is pleasantly beaming.
But still.... Total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly the father shouted:
I'll do the f...ing dishes!!
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yes confusing like Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael
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Criminal
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Just watched a trailer for a Kiwi movie - looks like it will be excellent.
Stunning visuals - watch it on You-tube on full screen
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oh wait on.....................there was a wink
Not sure about betamax but you can't beetaroot
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Not sure Tubby, I downloaded it to my telly via Foxtel rentals ($4.50 for late releases)
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That is a good sign, I hope he was having pleasant dreams like this little fellow
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I watched "American Hustle" - Nominated at the recent Oscars for 10 categories including the biggie's - best movie, best actors best supporting actor etc.
Set a record for reiceving 0 oscars out of ten.
Somebody must have knocked back a couch interview with the Acadame (sp?) judges as i consider it the best movie I have seen in 10 years. - highly entertaining, humerous, thrilling, sexy and brilliant acting.
Cast includes Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper, Amy Adams, Jenifer Lawrence amongst others.
It's out now on video, do yourself a favour and take a look and tell me if I'm wrong.
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This might cheer you up
On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Dublin were
listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say,
"We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow ploughs can get
through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio
announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the
snow ploughs can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car
again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was
very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't
know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the
snow ploughs can get through?"
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,
"Why don't you just leave the bloody car in the garage this time."
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Chriselle might have the answer - after all he makes pens.
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Sharing your sorrow Chris.
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Ceri, Gemma, Sue, Mark & Nerys at the summit
One of the most attractive summits I have ever seen..................except for the girl in brown
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yeah yeah I know it's not Tuesday yet but I am busy tomorrow, though really I just can't wait to post these beauties
Cover your eyes
GOODY GOODY! THE FIRST WALMART PICTURES OF 2014
THIS IS WHAT THE "BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE" ARE WEARING THIS SEASON IN WALMART
You have no idea how exhausting it can be putting on tight purple sweat pants!! Pensacola, Florida
Don't laugh! Its okay, because today is combination Casual Friday and Crazy Hair Day, all rolled into one. College Station, Texas
Apparently, Lester Flem doesn't know whether he's homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, or asexual. However, if you look up the word 'Transgender' in the dictionary...BINGO!!!! There you will see a picture of dear old flaming Lester in his boots. Laguna Niguel, California
Packing this rear in camouflage shorts is like trying to hide an elephant behind a squirrel. Seattle, Washington
And men claim they can't meet classy women in stores? Go figure! Louisville, Kentucky
Is that a THONG Ollie Hopnoddle is wearing?? I can't look again or I'll go blind. Mountain Brook , Alabama
For my own sanity, I have to assume that Gussie Klothgrunt is shoplifting two pork roasts in her shirt ... simply because there is no possible way that can be anything other that two pork roasts in her shirt. Can't be! Forestdale, Alabama
No way, Laquanda, absolutely not! That outfit does not at all make
you look like a Hooker. Midlothian, Virginia
It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs.
Houston, Texas
This is perfectly understandable. This one was just on her way to the Country Club when she remembered she needed some coffee and a couple of yoga videos. Besides, she thought to herself, I'll just throw on these gray shorts and I'll be smokin'. Nashville, Tennessee
I love talking with Freidagurtz Finkelstein, because she always seems so surprised and interested in what I have to say. Grand Rapids, Michigan
Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur, I gotta get me that outfit!!!! Alpharetta, Georgia
Either that lady has a tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn't shine. Loves Park, Illinois
I'm not sure what kinky Bathsheba Squeal plans to do with that pie filling, but there is just something about her that tells me she doesn't bake, she doesn't watch Rachael Ray, and she has no intention of using that pie filling in the kitchen. La Verne, California
I have infinite admiration for the sheer strength of good quality denim. Moreover, I will be eternally thankful if Honeysuckle's jeans wait until she reaches the truck to explode. Seriously, they should consider using denim on the next NASA space shuttle. Spring, Texas
For those times when you need fried okra and chicken strips so badly, that you just can't wait for the bleach to set. Oxford, Mississippi
Phew, that's it SJ'ers................I think I am going to have to lie down now.
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Guess Where This Is
in Snow talk, trip reports, Japan avalanche & backcountry
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Ha! found it
Tanigawa Tenjindaira