Ever Wonder Why??????

[sam_casper 0]

EVER WONDER...

...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

 

...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

 

...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

 

...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

 

...why doctors call what they do "practice"?

 

...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

 

...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

 

...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

 

...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

 

...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

 

...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

 

...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

 

...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

 

...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

 

...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 

...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

 

...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

 

deebee i bet that got ya thinking!

[damian 0]

I dont think, I have rougue neurones that resemble random stupidity. But any way:

 

...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Tell that to a Nigerian

 

...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

a womans mouth is always open.

 

...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

as much as i think psychics are fools, I am going to say the reason is that they are all to smart to waste even $1 on an utterly random waste of money.

 

...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

how do you think 'they' invented the concept of abbreviations?

 

...why doctors call what they do "practice"?

given the health system in Australia it doesnt really matter what they call it. It is still a rort.

 

...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

because it isn't an iMac

 

...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

the dishwashing liquid I got squirted in my mouth as a school boy for swearing sure tasted artificial.

 

...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

if you use a broker to do anything other than actually execute the transaction you don't deserve the money in the first place. They are correctly named. If you use one for investment 'advice' you will no doubt end up broke, and you deserve it, and I bet you blame the broker and not yourself. Investment lesson 1 complete.

 

...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

because cats are spoilt little lesbians that hate anything but the finest of food, unlike cool dogs that will happily eat their own vomit.

 

...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

no one, it doesnt matter. see above...

 

...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

because noah didn't exist. It is a bullshiit fairy tale, although he has a cool name.

 

...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

all needles come sterilised and specially packaged. Besides, we are civilised humans, we don't kill our garbage with dirty tools. Did you know that it is illegal to kill someone during war with a rusty bayonet?

 

...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

the black box is not black. Nor is it box-shaped.

 

...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

dont woollens only shrink when washed in hot water? Did you know that the Sydney Harbour Bridge is 12 cm's higher on a very hot day due to expanding metal?

 

...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

tell that to someone in Kobe.

 

...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

the answer lies in Latin, of which I know nought.

 

...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

because flights terminate, ie end, there. The better question would be "why didn't they choose to call it an Original, given that flights originate from there?"

 

I ask again. Why is a duck?

[sam_casper 0]

wowwwwaaa... deebs! u went all out!

 

theres some clever answers hey!

 

mmm....

why is a duck a duck quack quack la la la quack quack quack... do u remember that aqua duck add??

[Ocean11 0]

deebee's a clever old duck.

[backatsap 0]

Aha aha

[snowboard_freak 0]

your a clever old sausage aren't you db!! either that or you have waaaaaayyyyyyyy too much time on your hands!!!

[miteyak 0]

I think he must work for the UN, or maybe an aid agency, or even an embassy...