snowboard_freak 0 Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Quote: Originally posted by HEADSCRATCH: I like the 30mins after surf nose drip that seems to always drop out over important papers! Or straight into your cereal or toast! Hmmm...salty..... Link to post Share on other sites
snowboard_freak 0 Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Quote: Originally posted by mogski: Quote: Originally posted by deebee: Quote: Originally posted by fisherkingnigel: Clog your one nostrol passage with your index finger then blow very hard to extract the snaught. that would be the bushmans hanky there nig. Or in go'ol NZ: The Farmer's spit. Thats what i call a "nasal spag"! I tend to use my thumb more than my index finger though. The chicks dig it!! Link to post Share on other sites
woywoy 0 Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Another name for it being the ROCKET! Link to post Share on other sites
mogski 0 Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 I blew my nose on the train this morning. No problems whatsoever. Got the person sitting on front of where I was standing to move out quick and yippie I got a seated ride to work. I think she was getting off anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
fisherkingnigel 0 Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 all I know is it works very well when speeding down a mountain. When in need do the "Bushmans" nose blowing technique and yes you'll have the ladies drolling over this one. It's a real killer and gets em every time....... Nigelman Link to post Share on other sites
Antonio 0 Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Mogski....what about all the old guys who tend to sit on the train for half an hour entertaining the entire carriage with a cacophony of nasal snorting. Do they just swallow or what...? I even have a few customers who do it incessantly in meetings...."ok, dammit, i'll give you a lower price just give the loogies a break!!!" Link to post Share on other sites
mogski 0 Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Quote: Originally posted by Antonio: I even have a few customers who do it incessantly in meetings...."ok, dammit, i'll give you a lower price just give the loogies a break!!!" Best way to beat these people and cause them great embarassment is to bring out a plate of cookies and tissues and tell them: "If you're hungry there's the food. If you can't afford tissues please feel free to take mine with you." Watch them go red. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 The old git who lives behind my office does it constantly. Every morning he comes down his steps, and treats the 'hood to an extraordinarily loud (does he use an amp?) horking workout, followed by a very audible splat when the oyster hits the pavement. In the summer, he was doing some gardening and as I had my windows open I could hear his expectoration at 2 minute intervals and couldn't concentrate at all being torn between laughing out loud, trying to imitate the awful noises I was hearing, or heaving my guts up onto my keyboard. Link to post Share on other sites
DumbStick 13 Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Quote: the oyster Link to post Share on other sites
indosnm 0 Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 LOVE 2 LOVE THE OYSTER! Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 EXCUSE ME!! Oysters are may favourite of all favourite foods. There are particularly excellent oysters to be had in OZ, however the Japan Oyster is supreme. PLEASE stop putting me off my dream food! Link to post Share on other sites
enderzero 0 Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 They make Ocean frisky... or so I've heard. [Hey! My 300th post] Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 Glottal oysters don't do much for my abracadabra I'm afraid enderzero... Grats on your prolific posting. Keep 'em coming. Link to post Share on other sites
zwelgen 0 Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 love the vocab on this post. My vote is for tissue usage any day over ingesting the grot or sniff sniff sniff sniff snifff sniff sniff that drives you crazy after a while. A bit like the tea slurpers. And how can anyone criticise hanky/tissue usage when there is people ******* and hoicking lung oysters into the streets. Foul foul people Link to post Share on other sites
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