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You might be a redneck if....


You've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws


You think Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company


Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister


Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back


You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D., and you said "'bout what?"


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A thletic

S prot

C reated

A round

R edneck


You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.


Your sister is the third generation

of women in your family to conceive

a baby as a result of an alien abduction.


If you can burp

and say your name at the same time,

you're shur'nuff a redneck.


You think Possum is

"The Other White Meat"



You think Sherlock Holmes is a

housing project down in Biloxi.


You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.


You hooked up with your present girlfriend

as a result of a message on the wall of

the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.


The centerpiece on your dining room table

is an original signed work

by a famous taxidermist.


You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.


You think there's nothin wrong with incest

as long as you keep it in the family.


You think the last words to

The Star Spangled Banner are

"Gentlemen, start your engines."


The people on Jerry Springer's show

remind you of your neighbors

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rednecks - originally the name given to the country folk who live in the southern states of america. but the name is given to people that live all over now. "red" "neck" because they are usually farmers who spend too much time in the sun and get burnt.


most distinguishable by their driving of a pick up truck and wearing a john deer truckie hat along with their fishing, hunting, lazing around in bars, living in trailers

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Didn't see that movie, snowboard_freak, so I don't really know what you're talking about. But if I ever heard THAT line directed at me, I sure as hell am going to be getting out of there in high gear!

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If a mullet was an easy hairstyle to just grow on a whim I think you would see a ton of gag mullets goin around right now. Its infamousness is mind boggling. I did see an awesome Japanese dude rockin the mullet the other day. He was completely oblivious.

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