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Anyone heard from danz since early Wednesday?

 

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TSUKUBA, Ibaraki -- A man's headless body was found floating in a local river early Wednesday morning, police said.

 

At around 6:10 a.m., a 35-year-old company employee found a headless body floating in the Higashiyata River in Tsukuba while fishing in the river and alerted police.

 

Officers recovered the body, and found that the head and both arms had been severed

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Wow, that bloke IS good. He posted a reply in this forum just a couple of hours ago. To think he did that without a head (and arms). I guess graduates of these extremely prestigious U.S. universities are really a cut above the rest!

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and you should have seen the reaction of that company employee when I told him to get his damn fishing hook out of my ass...

 

the police are now combing the banks of the river for my missing limbs...I offered to help, but they wouldn't have any of it...

 

danz

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