Fattwins 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 One country can have them while others are attacked for them. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3025737.stm Link to post Share on other sites
riddled-with-fun 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 What, so you think that's unfair somehow? Link to post Share on other sites
Bowler 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Sounds f***ed up to me, and what a lot of dough! Anything nuclear shouldn't be tested: Right? " title="" src="graemlins/cry.gif" /> Link to post Share on other sites
MistaSparkle 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Typical American hypocrisy. The american people/govt don't see how building the walls of the castle higher only make them fall harder. Link to post Share on other sites
snowboard_freak 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Doesn't suprise me at all. Neither does the fact that the war on Iraq ddin't turn up any WMD's. Suprise suprise. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Actually, I'm developing my own nuclear weapons in the crawl-space under our house. I think it's about time our family took some serious measures to protect itself against aggression, especially from rampaging superpowers, and I figure that even a few small and crude nuclear weapons will be better than nothing. I noticed the old deaf bloke next door has been experimenting with nerve agents recently, so you could definitely say that there is a new sense of urgency about developing a deterrent in our neighbourhood. I expect that we may have to engineer some sort of deal with the bloke who runs the car repair shop for a transfer of his relatively advanced missile technology. It's become obvious in Taketsu 2-chome that proliferation is the best defence. Link to post Share on other sites
HoTRoD 2 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 I think you should all being so anti-American (for you non-Americans) and un-American (for you Americans posting). Stop it! Now! Wheres RayInJapan the last week or so? Link to post Share on other sites
miteyak 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 SBF, you are woefully uninformed, why, only this morning they found a truck near a missile site that could quite easily have housed a rather dangerous WMD facility. Not only was the truck large enough to contain three microscopes and a centrifuge, it has been hypothosized that there could even be room enough for a number of rather fat evil scientists to use them. WMD investigators have since turned their attention to tracking down the centrifuge... a sure sign of biological weapons development...maybe... Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 They won't find that centrifuge ... we bought it on eBay last week. Link to post Share on other sites
MistaSparkle 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 miteyak - sounds like a whole lot of dubious information if you ask me. They haven't found the WMD arsenal they claimed was there before the war... O11 - Link to post Share on other sites
frannyo 2 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Quote: Originally posted by miteyak: SBF, you are woefully uninformed, why, only this morning they found a truck near a missile site that could quite easily have housed a rather dangerous WMD facility. Er....could quite easily have.... But did it? Link to post Share on other sites
Fattwins 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Author Share Posted May 14, 2003 Hotrod my point in posting this is was not Anti american. My point was the hypocrisy of any government to lead the world in both armament and disarmament of WMDS. Link to post Share on other sites
miteyak 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 I've a nasty feeling that my rather blatant, crass attempt at sarcasm has flown right by some forum members ... Link to post Share on other sites
HoTRoD 2 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 I was kidding, forgot the smileys, gomen. Link to post Share on other sites
miteyak 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 On a more serious note, we all know why the U.S. doesn't want nuclear weapon proliferation. Once a country has them they no longer have to fear invasion from the U.S. God forbid Iran, a member of opec, should be able to set policy openly without fear of U.S. intervention. Really now, who would you trust with a nuke, a country that's used military/insurgency tactics throughout the last 50 years at least to undemocraticly control the policies of foreign governments (oh, and the only country to have ever used a nuke, or two...), or a country that has only ever gone to war in self defense, and tends to mind it's own business. Double standards, of course, but then blatant hypocrisy has long been central in U.S. internal/external policy...no? Link to post Share on other sites
mikazooki 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 miteyak and hotrod, your sarcasm wasnt entirely wasted. chin up ol' boys, if u resort to using sarcastic smilies it loses some flavour, but is sometimes necassary to protect against the first glance reaction. choice is yours, but dont be too disheartened. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 There's going to be a clause in my family's nuclear doctrine that allows for a first strike against anybody who uses the word hypocrisy without being able to spell it right. miteyak, my thoughts exactly. Going further, I think the world will be on the path to being a safer place once more countries have WMD. The US may then be required to come up with real solutions to problems. Link to post Share on other sites
miteyak 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Quote: Originally posted by Ocean11: There's going to be a clause in my family's nuclear doctrine that allows for a first strike against anybody who uses the word hypocrisy without being able to spell it right. Wat's 'e taarkin' 'bowt? Actually, linked to the other thread about loosing Eng. ability, I actaully spelt it right, decided it looked wrong, and changed it... Link to post Share on other sites
Fattwins 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Author Share Posted May 14, 2003 When can I expect the first missile Ocean. My house is poor and we really need to build a deep bunker with you and your wmds. either that or take that spelling class tomorrow. Dig or study what to do????? Link to post Share on other sites
sunrise 0 Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 There's always the possibility that some kind of small thing will be found before too long, planted by the new search team that are soon to arrive to replace the old team that couldn't find anything, and you can bet that no matter how tiny and useless it'll make front page headlines in the mainstream news. Fortunately they are not searching around the Nagano region at this point. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Unlike folk from Tikrit, the people of Taketsu 2-chome are utterly ruthless. If they come to Nagano looking for WMD, they won't have to be digging around much to find them -- we'll soon show them what we've got. Link to post Share on other sites
indosnm 0 Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 What else could you expect from the SEPPO'S? flame me.. Link to post Share on other sites
enderzero 0 Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Well, I mean, it worked in the cold war right? We all had nukes, and no one got hurt, and then we won. I mean we beat the commies right...so...just keep building weapons and we are bound to win again. Oh, and those countries that have never attacked anyone and just mind there own business aren't too be trusted. At least the violent countries let their positions be known. They are just waiting until we turn our backs... Link to post Share on other sites
RayInJapan 0 Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 Found the following on a jet ski forum...its attributed to Robin Williams. I thought it was pretty damn funny, and a damn good plan. I especially like number 10. By Robin Williams: I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan for peace. "Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out. Here's the plan: 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will ever "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers. 5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. 11)The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she' s yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic 0 Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 Fantastic! Link to post Share on other sites
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