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IF Animals could judge us.....


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I have several pets and I often think "what would my pet think of this human endeavor".....

 

Snowboarding. Sliding down a mountain on a board.

 

Smoking: Only a human would....

 

music: you guyz got something good going on there!

 

War: pathetic!

 

If animals could communicate and tell us their opinions of us humans...what would they say?

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I think that brings up a more important point . . .

 

What would happen if animals could juggle us ? How many people would be carelessley dropped every day ? Would we be juggled 2 at a time ? 3 at a time ? 5 at a time ? Would we be set on fire and spun around in the air whilst being juggled ? Boggles the mind really.

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See what happens when barok gets access to a computer?

 

I think if db's dog could speak he would say:

 

"Hey...whatcha cookin there? Can I have some? Oh come on man, just give me a little taste. I mean, I'm sittin right here, just let me try it. Fine eat it yourself. All right brutha, you're gonna save some of that for me right? Ahh man...what if I walk over here and look up at you? Geeze ya stingy bastard, thats the last bi..ahh man."

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You know you could do the same thing to him and see how he feels about it.

 

"Hey there mini-db, those dog biscuits and horsemeat look great! I'm just going to get down on my hands and knees and slaver over it a bit, you don't mind do you? Hey move over, fer crissakes, I can't get my face in! Ho! you want to growl do you now!? Grrrrr, grrr..."

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Well I think they'd tell us about the benefits of sniffing each others arses. I bet their on to somthing there and are just dying to let us stupid humans in on it.......

 

Well dogs anyways.

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