its-a-clock 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 The lady is going for a mediacal check up next week - a full day complete check up of all here goings on. The point is..... the doctor in charge of the ladybits checking part this year is AN OLD BOYFRIEND of hers. And it's driving me nuts thinking about it, however silly that might be. Link to post Share on other sites
Dims 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Ooohhhh male gynos, I'm a bit sus on them. Still, nothing he hasn't seen before hey? Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Clock desu, I assume that "the lady" is the one in your life at present, that is you are in love, or have some kind of tummy-flutter feelings for her. If so, the solution is simple. Turn your envy into sexual perversion of the degrading kind. Ask if you can come along and watch the doctor do his work on your lady. Before you go you should make it a rule that you are not aloud to talk and have to stand in the corner with a ball shoved in your mouth. No touching yourself either! Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 I was going to say what both Dims and db said but thought better of it (uncharacteristically, I admit). I would also add that it's very undiplomatic of your lady to let you know the real deal, if indeed she did. What was she thinking? I expect badmigraine or mogski could give you some useful information on the types of ball-gag suitable for watching your gf get groped by her ex. Oh, and thanks for sharing that with us. It's very sporting of you. Link to post Share on other sites
badmigraine 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Erm...why is she seeing this particular gyno? One would think she'd choose another, if not for her own sake, then for the sake of your relationship and, well, you. Link to post Share on other sites
its-a-clock 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Author Share Posted November 13, 2003 Quote: I would also add that it's very undiplomatic of your lady to let you know the real deal, if indeed she did. What was she thinking? She didn't tell me as such. I know the guy - I know he was an ex-boyfreind. He's a local and has just been assigned back to this area and I happen to know that he is in charge of it now. Quote: why is she seeing this particular gyno? She's a teacher, all using the same ningen-doc place.... Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Clock, I hope you are not being mature about this. You do know what to do, don't you? Have you been getting drunk? Arguing and breaking things? Running full steam and head first into the lounge room wall, thus knocking yourself out in an attempt to get sympathy. I wonder what she will wear on the day of the appointment? Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Don't listen to db's ravings. That's a totally unreasonable way to behave. What you need here is the wisdom of earlier times. Medieval men knew how to deal with a crisis of this kind. (That's actually quite a fetching chastity belt isn't it?) Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 hey, thats nice. I appreciate the detailing and decorative features. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 With a bit more hype and fanfare this would have made a good 4:30 distraction... Link to post Share on other sites
Goemon 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Is that a pineapple carved into the front of that chastity belt? Or an artichoke? Seems a skull 'n' crossbones would be a better choice. Link to post Share on other sites
mogski 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Make an appointment for dinner with one of your ex-gf's. Tit for tat right? (Is this the correct way to say this damn thing. Gets me all the time ) Oh! Had a thought! Take to your lady freind with parmasen cheese the night before am I am almost defintely sure this gyno ex-bf will not even take a second nice-to-see-you-again-honey look at her Link to post Share on other sites
Dims 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Or glowing radioactive symbol, or "caution, syphillus, merkin in place" Seriously though, after much smirking and schoolyard banter I had never actually seen a picture of one till now. Now do you crap with that thing on (or do anything else for that matter)? Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Well there was this one too, but I thought it was a bit provocative with all of those peep holes. mogski, what are the other possibilities?? Tit for tw@t? Tot for tit? For tit tat? Where's the problem? Clock's not getting much sympathy here. I can't see him posting this kind of 'Dear Aunt Maud' plea for help again in future. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 She is messing with you Clocky. One thing is for sure, she certainly doesn't respect nor care for your feelings. If you put up with that then it means that you do not respect or care for yourself and if you can't then dont expect anyone else to. You will be trodden on for the rest of your life. In fact, this is probably not the first time this kind of thing has happened. Anyway, I have given my best advice. Chin up. Link to post Share on other sites
Siren 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Jeeze...Ocean, where did you get all those pictures!!? Clocky, just get a new girl friend. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Quote: Originally posted by Siren: Clocky, just get a new girl friend. yeah Clocky, go for it, then you can see what imaginative way she comes up with for walking all over your fragile concept of trust and respect. Link to post Share on other sites
its-a-clock 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Author Share Posted November 13, 2003 This seems to be going way off topic here. She's done nothing wrong! Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 I rest my case. You should change your name to its-a-doormat. Link to post Share on other sites
its-a-clock 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Author Share Posted November 13, 2003 . . Link to post Share on other sites
mogski 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Quote: Originally posted by its-a-clock: This seems to be going way off topic here. She's done nothing wrong! No, not yet she hasn't but she is certainly setting herself up for doing something wrong. Well incaring at the very least. Where's rach and racheal and amandism on this thread! Come on gals join snoboard. and throw your woman's point of view on here also. Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 It doesn't seem like a huge issue to me. Its not as if she is doing anything wrong, although I can see how its-a-clock might not particularly like it. Does she actually know about it too, by the way? And have you spoken about it with her? Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 I'll wait till we hear more from clock-san. I think you should talk it through, if you haven't already. Link to post Share on other sites
sweetaz 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 if it were me...i'd find another gyno. I personally think it is inappropriate. However...maybe she is a girl that feels uncomfortable going to the doc, and it is perhaps easier to go to him cause she knows him. nothin to worry bout itsaclock....be the bigger man... Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Seriously, I wouldn't worry about it. There are professional and personal relationships, and we cut and change between them all the time. In Japanese, the phrase 'wari-kiru' comes in handy here (drawing a line and forgetting about what's on the other side). The gf will be going to see a doctor who has seen lots of 'that sort of thing' before. This case is really no different. If your gf can deal with it, then so can you. and if you get a masochistic thrill out of it, so much the better... Link to post Share on other sites
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