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sorry if i'm repeating a topic that's already been discussed, but perhaps it needs revising.

 

if one takes a step backwards and analyses the human form (and indeed other sctoted creatures), the scrotum (and contents) stand out as being a major design flaw. this point, i note, has been analysed in critical works by the likes of billy connelly, but it still stands as a valid line of inquiry.

 

aside from my scrotum, i am a sleek, agile, inspiring gift from nature. all parts of my body work together to improve on my overall beauty. but my scrotum acts as a vile slur to the poetry of my form.

 

my wing wang, although closely related to the scrotum, stands clear of this criticism. for the number of uses of this fine object is nigh endless. handy when camping or walking outdoors, helpful in filling in those empty moments whilst studying, and a fun distraction on crowded subway trains. but i am yet to find a meaningful use for my scrotum.

 

is this a common feeling amongst the males of the species, or is it just me? and what of the ladies' views? i have never heard of scrotal envy. i hope your consideration of this topic will help ease my ruminations.

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Is this the 4.30 (Tokyo time) Distraction Topic??

 

I had GF once who thought The Bag was a fantastic thing. Once she told me this little part of her sexual psyche I never really respected her again.

 

No one can justify love for The Bag.

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A simple experiment involving a sturdy pair of scissors occurs to one here. Tell us how you feel about this issue a week or two after the operation.

 

I suspect most of the blokes on here haven't actually put their scrotal package to any useful purpose yet, hence the doubts. ;\)

 

Special mikazooki inarizushi anybody?

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well your nads hang on the outside cos they like the vented flow. but why did evolution deem it necessary for airconditioned man-spores? i would prefer mine hidden discretely inside next to my kidneys, where they could function without being a liabilty.

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I think it was probably the other way round. Evolution has provided one basic model for two sexes. Men have nipples because women need them (sorry chaps). Women have a clitoris because men need a trigger (sorry ladies). In the same way the Baggie has the similarity to female kit already noted. The nads couldn't be near your kidneys because it strays too far from the Basic Design. So the sperm have got used to performing best in cooler conditions.

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Ocean just mentioned it, but while the scrotum may not be the most aestetically pleaseing part of the male body...at least it does serve a purpose. Please tell me why men have nipples. I think there must be more explanation than just because women do.

 

An interesting fact (well...thing I read somewhere at least) 25% of men have can receive sexual stimulation from their nipples while 25% of women cannot.

 

...mind the step-children.

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actually, your nads come from inside. developmentally they are relate to the ovaries which are warm and comfy, and hidden. they deliberately descend to occupy the outer position and bring all their nerves, blood supply and tubes with them.

 

and your kidneys and gonads are related to the extent that it is often referered to as the uro-genital system.

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surely, it is well appreciated that the scrotum is UG LEE. and in keeping with today's trends of self improvement, shouldn't u be able to get a scrotal lift? i mean, the tight swimming-in-a-cold-lake sack, is much more aesthetically pleasing than the nude-tanning-in-the-backyard sack.

 

at least they could do something to make it less wrinkley!

 

anyone shave their sack?

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My mate's first public onsen experience. Walks in still getting used to the whole big room full of naked men thing, first thing he sees is this old dude carefully shaving his bean bag while sitting on the floor. He said it was like a car wreck, you know you shouldn't stare but couldn't help it. The old dude finishes his job, tucks the whole package between his legs (so they face backward), lies back with his hands behind his head and has a quick snooze. eek.gif

 

Hen na Nihon-jin

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 Quote:
Originally posted by Dims:
The old dude finishes his job, tucks the whole package between his legs (so they face backward), lies back with his hands behind his head and has a quick snooze.

must be a pretty taxing exercise! i guess thats why more guys don't do it!?
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This happened in my home city a few years back. I wasnt there for the final of the competition, but heard from others about it and some of the other acts, a sex act or too etc,

but here is the guy who won he used his srotum to financial means

 

"A computer technician trainee set his own penis aflame in a successful attempt to win $NZ500 cash and an equal bar tab. Thomas stapled his penis to a white crucifix, poured cigarette lighter fluid over it, and set it on fire in his bid to win a controversial "How Far Will You Go?" promotion for Trader McKendry's Tavern in Christchurch. The event, sponsored by New Zealand Breweries, encouraged patrons to compete for the most lewd act. Thomas walked away with the top prize, which he used for car registration, a warrant of fitness, and registration for his bloodhound Puss. He obtained free medical treatment for his bruised and burned penis at a student clinic, He says his member "was a wee bit tender the next day," but after two weeks he has almost recovered, and expresses no regrets about his actions. The prize winner claims he is no masochist. "I'm a student so every bit helps. It was worth the money, and it's all better now. I thought my act was unbeatable.' He intends to use the bar tab to buy burgers and pies every day for lunch."

 

Thomas' mother Barbara, who was in the audience, was pleased her son won. "He is a grown man and I'm relieved that he won. I would have hated for someone to go through all that and not achieve the object of it all."

 

 

This one is an old urban myth, but a goody

 

"When a 40-year old man turned up at a hospital asking to see a doctor specialising in men's troubles, he was shown into a cubicle, where he gingerly unwrapped three yards of foul smelling stained gauze from around his scrotum, which had swollen to twice the size of a grapefruit. On further inspection, it was discovered that his left testicle was missing completely, and, embedded within the swollen, tender and weeping wound, were a number of dark objects which the patient confessed were one-inch staple nails from an industrial staple gun. It transpired that the man spent his lunchtimes alone in his workshop, where he regularly enjoyed the sexual thrill of placing his penis on one of his machine's moving canvas belt. of a piece of machinery. One day, the excitement caused him to "lose his concentration", and the belt snatched his scrotum into the fly-wheel, throwing him several feet across the floor and tearing off his left testicle. Rather than go to the hospital, he closed the wound with the staple-gun, then went back to work when his colleagues returned. It was two weeks before he got around to visiting the hospital."

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Ocean, when said about evolution etc. that it was "the other way round", I thought you were going to postulate that we should not talk of the scrotum being outside the body...rather, we should talk about the body having evolved outside the scrotum.

 

Put another way, the body is a life-support unit evolved by the scrotum.

 

\:D

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