mumbojumbo 0 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 My copy of FHM Mag came yesterday. I got a free diary with it. In it, there is a listing of Rubbish Countries. Here's what it says for Japan: WHY AVOID IT? Unhealthy obsession with schoolgirls and their panties, most expensive country in the world, some of the worst indigenous pop music on the planet, extremely overcrowded. And do you really want your toilet to talk to you? SAVING GRACE You can get beer from vending machines. MOMENT OF GREATNESS Fooling the rest of the world into believing that standing up in front of a roomful of drunks and singing to backing tracks is a good idea. NATIONAL PASTIME Standing up in front of a roomful of drunks and singing to backing tracks. Link to post Share on other sites
kintaro 0 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 What else does your FHM mag say? Oh, and what is FHM? Link to post Share on other sites
TheOrange 0 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 FHM mag is a lads mag. www.fhm.com Link to post Share on other sites
I_HATE_CHEESE 0 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Quote: some of the worst indigenous pop music on the planet got that right, add worst indigenous TV content to that list Saving Grace sushi snow reliable trains clean streets mostly safe Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Complete tripe. I hope you didn't pay anybody to feed you that... Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Actually, I enjoy their indigenous pop and their TV soaps a lot! But then, as you all know, I am Markie! Link to post Share on other sites
AIKO 0 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 What is Markie? Link to post Share on other sites
I_HATE_CHEESE 0 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Quote: Originally posted by AIKO: What is Markie? Careful AIKO Markie is a tiger who cant resist beautiful Japanese woman, he will seduce you now that he knows there a new lady on deck Link to post Share on other sites
miteyak 0 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Quote: Originally posted by mumbojumbo: M WHY AVOID IT? some of the worst indigenous pop music on the planet, extremely overcrowded.? Obviously not been to anywhere else in south/southeast asia... Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 No no no, I_HATE_CHEESE you've got it all wrong. Markie is a kind, gentle and loving guy who is extremely vulnerable when in comes to J-gals. Link to post Share on other sites
Karnidge 2 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 I got that too. WORLD OF RUDE (silly place names). 1 Anus (Philippines) 2 Bastard (Norway) 6 Bumbang (Australia) 10 Clit (Romania) 11 Crap (Albania) 12 Cum (Brazil) 14 Dildo (Canada) 22 Intercourse (USA) 23 Labia (Belgium) 25 Little Dix Village (West Indies) 27 Minge (Haiti) 30 Pis Pis River (Nicaragua) 34 Sexmoan (Philippines) 35 Shag Island (Indian Ocean) 38 Tong Fuk (Honshu, Japan) 39 Turdo (Romania) Link to post Share on other sites
giggsy 0 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 FHM is one of the man laddie mags here in the UK - I think there are other versions in other countries. A mix of women, general lad stuff, sex, fashion, entertainment. I think it used to be better than it is now. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 38 Tong Fuk (Honshu, Japan) That don't sound too Japanese. Anyone know it? Link to post Share on other sites
indosnm 0 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Quote: Originally posted by mumbojumbo: [QB] WHY AVOID IT? Unhealthy obsession with schoolgirls and their panties Unhealthy? Avoid it? Geeeeez, why the hell are we here. & they didn't mention BOOTS? Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 I thought I was immune to the schoolgirl allure after all these years - goddamn it, I nearly crashed my car yesterday because of two schoolgirls pushing their bikes up the steep hill to my house, leaning forward in their short plaid skirts... Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 I almost crashed my computer reading that. Short skirts are great. In some cases the puffy socks look good as well. They look good. I almost crash my bike when this one girl walks past me. Really short skirt and white puffy socks. Nice. Link to post Share on other sites
Plucky 0 Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 I prefer it when they are kung fu fighting in the outfits Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 Quote: Unhealthy? Avoid it? Geeeeez, why the hell are we here. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Grrrrrrrrrrrr. Do they all brandish them there chain things?! FHM. Nice pics. The rest of it is getting real old. Link to post Share on other sites
SLURP 0 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 I was featured in FHM about last year as one of the high street honeys. Link to post Share on other sites
Siren 0 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Care to post a photo for the lads? Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 I'm sure the ladies are curious too! Link to post Share on other sites
Dims 0 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Righto!.......let's go boarding soon Slurp. And yeah how about a photo? Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 I've got that mag - whats your name, luv? Link to post Share on other sites
Siren 0 Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 here it is Link to post Share on other sites
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