Karnidge 2 Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 er, no. Link to post Share on other sites
mikazooki 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 i have a new target for my mental hammer practice. norika, in the toshiba telly/dvd ad. but i think i'm gonna need a bigger hammer. this hammer is US$100 from amazon! i like the yellow. it'll do nicely Link to post Share on other sites
RayInJapan 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Yes I hate - I hate the guy who punched his 4 month old baby in the chest and broke the babys ribs, and when the baby wouldn't stop crying last week, took an electrical cord, plugged it into the wall and tried to shock the baby into keeping quiet. And I hate the japanese police officer who was in an unmarked car and yelled at two boys on a bicycle at night...the boys got scared thinking the cop was yakuza or something and ran - cop chased him without lights - boy got more scared and ran farther until he got hit by another car in an intersection. He died. The cop simply radio'd the accident in and drove off leaving the boy to die. Yes I hate - I'd gladly beat the living daylights out of either of those two guys and sleep good that night too... Link to post Share on other sites
mikazooki 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 well, thats a nice story, but i was really expecting some compliments on my hammer. did u see the yellow bit? Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Mikazooki, I do hope you have insurance for your T.V. set. Link to post Share on other sites
mikazooki 0 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 funny u should mention that s m m, but i've been wishing for some time for a new-fangled tv, what u can smash to pieces, then watch it again the next day. u'know like those toy cars with spring-loaded bits that looked like they crashed after they hit something, but u could fix 'em to look like normal again afterwards...or those alarm clocks u turn off by throwing them across the room. i want a telly i can throw out the window, but then walk around to the car park, pick it up, and use it again. kinda a g-shock telly. but a springloaded smashed up look would be a bonus! it is, of course, my real dream to have a telly, what i could smash the screen with a hammer. but i think thats just being unrealistic. anyhow, i'm sure there'd be a market for such for an item! Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Quote: Originally posted by mikazooki: i want a telly i can throw out the window, I threw a comouter screen out the window once. Damn thing fell a few floors then all but bounced on the grass. A distinct let down to the terrible mood that I was trying to satisfy. Link to post Share on other sites
Dims 0 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 I want a toy norika (from the super annoying toshiba ads) that I can repeatedly throw out the window, perferably from six floors up. Spring loaded entrails, eyeballs and brains would be a bonus, that could spill out on impact. Then you just pop 'em back in, chuck her in the elevator, and she's ready for another round of psyhcotic fun the next time that brain numbing cheezy over-kawaii piece of excrement of an ad comes on the box. And yes I really like your hammer mika! Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 I just realised that I have not answered this important question. Answer: YES, I hate plenty, viz: - gay people, - children, - adopted people, - Dwarves, - tax, - governement, - authority, - Japan, - America, - Bush, - every women that won't sleep with me, - France, - Germany, - UK, - Spain, - Portugal, - Mongolia - homeless people, - SKI, - Ocean11, - Stink Bugs, - Yoda; I really hate him, - The colour yellow - people that require me to think when I don't feel like it, Other than that I am pretty easy going and full of love pass me the pipe. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 - God. Forgot that prick. Hate him to death. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Have you considered going freelance? Link to post Share on other sites
Siren 0 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 I hope I am at least in the penultimate group otherwise I am really mad. All the things I have been doing for you! Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Freelance hatred is a worthy aspiration. No Siren, you do not make me think. Have I accidently left you off my hate list. Sorry. - I hate people that want to be on my hate list. Happy? Link to post Share on other sites
thickasmud 0 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Not people, but I do hate it when it doesnt snow. Link to post Share on other sites
Siren 0 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 hmm too many revisions/amendments/supplements sort of destroy the credibility of your list. It is not worthwhile to get on the list now. Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 I hate them not hanging around this year Link to post Share on other sites
sweetaz 0 Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Quote: Originally posted by Siren: All the things I have been doing for you! This sounds like a tasty story Siren.....what have you been "doing" for him?? I hate know-it-alls. Sorry O11. Link to post Share on other sites
Siren 0 Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Quote: ...what have you been "doing" for him?? Don't worry about it sweet. You won't be able to understand even if I explain. Link to post Share on other sites
sweetaz 0 Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 THAT kinky huh??! Link to post Share on other sites
Siren 0 Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 You and your wicked mind. Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 I hate girls with dirty minds....that I can't have! Link to post Share on other sites
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