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I'm going to a big fancy-dress bash at the end of May. Now I have to decide what to go as. I will be restrained by factors such as, er, where to get any good fancy dress costumes/whatever. Any good ideas for a cool fancy dress outfit?

 

(BTW, I've already thought of vPod, complete with touch sensitive volume control wheel ;\) )

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Last Halloween I went as a full size coffin, works well if you get asked for ID a lot as you can just point to your Epitaph!!!

 

Also classics such as:

 

stick a condom on your nose- Fu*k knows!!

For the blokes a potatoe on your John- Dictator!

Legal Documents stuck on a suit- Law suit!

Toga with lettuce stuck on it- Ceasar salad!!

 

And the list goes on.....

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Bloke rocks up at a fancy dress party carrying his girlfriend on his back,

party host says, "nah mate, can`t come in if you haven`t got a costume",

Bloke retorts, " I have, I`ve come as a turtle!"

Host-"well whats with the girlfriend on the back?"

Bloke- "Thats Michelle"!!!!!!!

 

gagtastic!

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I think i may have exhausted this topic but one more before the boat sinks!

 

Hang a sign around your neck with the words "I hate Tractors, John Deere suck!", written on it. When someone asks what you have come as, happly retort..extractor fan!!!

 

Should have quit while I was ahead maybe!!

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