sweetaz 0 Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 As i was perusing the local bookshop i came across a very disturbing section.....of books with such titles as "How To Keep a Home Clean", "A Womans Practical Guide to Homemaking" and "Clean Your Home Faster". I am sorry...but wot a load of rubbish. I think i will write a book on "How to shower in under 5 minutes." or some other such nonsense. GEESH!! Link to post Share on other sites
frannyo 2 Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 "How to shower in under 5 minutes." If you wrote that book, I'd buy it for my girlfriend for Christmas.... Link to post Share on other sites
sweetaz 0 Posted September 9, 2004 Author Share Posted September 9, 2004 mate, I'll send you a free copy cos with the random rubbish that's out there...when i write it I'm gonna be a millionaire! Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 It ****ing shocks me that women are educated enough to read in the first place. Sweetaz, it appears someone made your chain too long. (I am tempted to forget the sarcastic meaning wink just to draw some shots... but I wont) Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Women are much smarter than men. Link to post Share on other sites
frannyo 2 Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Send me a signed copy. It would be good if she took less than the current about 30 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Absent-mindedly turn off the leccy or gas after 10 minutes. That should get the self-indulgent cow out in a hurry. If she yells at you, calmly tell her to clean the house to warm herself up. Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 A Japanese lady friend of mine used to spend what seemed like forever in the shower as well. Is this common I wonder? But then again you hear of all these gangreen, er, ganguro girls not having a wash or changing their undies for a week or whatever. Hmm. Link to post Share on other sites
sweetaz 0 Posted September 20, 2004 Author Share Posted September 20, 2004 Well, purely to test the market and take the piss .....I've enlisted the assistance of a close friend who is a photographer and we are currently working on the - step by step guide to showering in under 5mins. If anyone has any ideas they'd like to offer please feel free... I'll report back on progress..... Link to post Share on other sites
joshnii 2 Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 Perhaps you will do an online version as well? Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte 0 Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Just 5 minutes? Dirty.... Link to post Share on other sites
badmigraine 0 Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 A lot of it has to do with how long your hair is, and what type you have. When I was in my teens, I had long curly hair, and in most showers it took me over 5 minutes just to get it properly wet, let alone wash and rinse it. Not to mention all the other stuff you have to do in a shower. Flash forward to my shaved-head style from '98 to '02... I was in and out of the shower in less than 3 minutes, and that included full body soaping and scrubbing. Great on workdays, at the beach and wearing helmets. Sometimes having a hairstyle is a tragic loss of time. Then again, for men anyway, there's always the Hairless Years waiting for you so better to find other things to complain about than hair. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 I have longer hair at the moment and it does indeed make a difference. Link to post Share on other sites
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