grungy-gonads 54 Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 OK, so we might have these fancy toilits with about 50 buttons to learn how to use. But do people actually use these things? I sure as hell don't apart from the warm seat in winter maybe. Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Warm seats sure are a good idea Link to post Share on other sites
miteyak 0 Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 heathen... you wash your hands after at least, don't you? The fancy gadgets are just spray adjusters, and all the fancy seat does is wash yer arse (or other bits). Of course, if you confuse the fanny with the fanny and the jets on high, boys can get a rather painful shock... Link to post Share on other sites
nzlegend 1 Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 oooh I hate warm seats, when I was a kid and sat on the seat and it was warm, it meant someone had just be there - used to give me the heebies, yuck a warm seat their germs were still on the seat (this is the mind of young boy here) so a stone cold seat meant no one had been there noone elses butt cheeks had been there for a while to warm it. Old habits die hard but a cold seat is reassuring I dont need a heater. Same goes for train seats, old metalities die hard because I hate to sit on a seat that is hot from some salarymans smelly ass that had just been sitting just sitting there. Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 I know how you feel Snowglider. I do like a heated seat now though. My toilet is a first generation in Japan sitter. There isn't a back to it and it looks like it should be in a submarine. Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 I know that feeling too. But a nice warm seat in my own aparto is just the best Link to post Share on other sites
blinkin'ek 0 Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Warm toilet seats give me the creeps as well. Not a fan. Does anyone use the bidet thing? Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 No strangers in your house = safe warm toilet seat. Link to post Share on other sites
7-11 2 Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 I've got an ultra-modern one too and I still don't know what all the buttons do. I just use the warm seat. Talking about buttons. I counted all of them on the remote controls in my lounge for the tv, video and dvd. Over 200 of the bloody things!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 My toilet has no buttons. What am I missing out on? Link to post Share on other sites
linalmeemow 0 Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 When I shat myself mid-run at Gala last year (damn ramen!) I was delighted to find they had the robo-lavs at the restaurant... Link to post Share on other sites
IIIII 2 Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 So they do have their uses! So you don't recommend the Gala ramen then? Link to post Share on other sites
peterson 0 Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Well. I got me one of those modern ones and I use a few of the features Might as well if you have it. Link to post Share on other sites
guzzlers-baps 0 Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 I couldn't do without my nice warm seat. Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 I find a cold seat kind of refreshing. Even better if you can see your breath in the bathroom. Kind of like getting into a cold bed. Link to post Share on other sites
fukdane 2 Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Warm seat - ON! Not sure about those mini fountains and other gadgets on there though. Link to post Share on other sites
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