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heathen... you wash your hands after at least, don't you?

 

The fancy gadgets are just spray adjusters, and all the fancy seat does is wash yer arse (or other bits). Of course, if you confuse the fanny with the fanny and the jets on high, boys can get a rather painful shock...

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oooh I hate warm seats, when I was a kid and sat on the seat and it was warm, it meant someone had just be there - used to give me the heebies, yuck a warm seat their germs were still on the seat (this is the mind of young boy here) so a stone cold seat meant no one had been there noone elses butt cheeks had been there for a while to warm it.

Old habits die hard but a cold seat is reassuring I dont need a heater.

Same goes for train seats, old metalities die hard because I hate to sit on a seat that is hot from some salarymans smelly ass that had just been sitting just sitting there.

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I've got an ultra-modern one too and I still don't know what all the buttons do. I just use the warm seat.

 

Talking about buttons. I counted all of them on the remote controls in my lounge for the tv, video and dvd. Over 200 of the bloody things!!!!! eek.gif

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