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Back from the dead.

 

George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

 

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

 

The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland."

 

George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."

 

The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

 

George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

 

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"

 

George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you have a disability."

 

The kid says, "I will after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"

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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

 

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

 

One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

 

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

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not a joke but Bush should reap his own words:

 

"The president said no one is above the law and that he continued to support the investigation of Jefferson. The eight-term congressman is accused of accepting hundreds of thousands of dollars to facilitate a telephone investment deal in Africa.

 

"Those who violate the law including a member of Congress should and will be held to account," the president said. "This investigation will go forward and justice will be served."

 

I hope Bush actually burns in hell for eternity!

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