Weegeoff 0 Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 George to Laura, I have just become a grand master at the jigsaw puzzle, Hows that says Laura (George) I have just finished this jigsaw in 4 weeks. On the box it says 5 to 6 years Link to post Share on other sites
LiquidX 0 Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Nice pic scoobydoo Link to post Share on other sites
Weegeoff 0 Posted November 7, 2004 Author Share Posted November 7, 2004 Scoobydoo You must be the only Bush fan on the forum. I am talking Presidents here Link to post Share on other sites
Oyuki kigan 0 Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Lately i don't find much funny about Bush. Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherLocklearRocks 1 Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Its getting tiring even laughing at the man. He's having the last laugh anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
JPchucky 0 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Back from the dead. George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One." The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!" The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you have a disability." The kid says, "I will after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!" Link to post Share on other sites
JPchucky 0 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States." Link to post Share on other sites
Kumapix 0 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 www.buckfush.com <= that will keep you laughing for a while Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 not a joke but Bush should reap his own words: "The president said no one is above the law and that he continued to support the investigation of Jefferson. The eight-term congressman is accused of accepting hundreds of thousands of dollars to facilitate a telephone investment deal in Africa. "Those who violate the law including a member of Congress should and will be held to account," the president said. "This investigation will go forward and justice will be served." I hope Bush actually burns in hell for eternity! Link to post Share on other sites
JPchucky 0 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 If he get's stuck just pull on him with your mouse. http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Gee, he is falling a lot faster than the other version of that I have seen! Much more fun to watch his head whipping about as he headbuts the balls! Link to post Share on other sites
rigor mortis 0 Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 thats amusing, i could watch that all day. shame u cant get it as a screen saver. Link to post Share on other sites
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