WantToSki 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 well, just to share my case - it happened when i was just learning to ski a year back... i was doing long snowploughs in the beginners' barn in Naeba (in front of Bldg 2)... when this boarded just ram me from behind causing me to do a flip... my GF who was skiing from behind saw the whole thing... the surprising thing is that he didnt stop, and went on to continue through the lift below... what i did then was "crab walk" up and caught up with him at the top, and told him about it... do you know what he said? something like being my fault for doing turns!?! i was thinking to myself - the only way i could have done a flip there was that he was moving too fast (in a beginners' barn), and that i definitely predictable since i was just doing snowploughs from the top, and that i didnt have eyes on the back of my head; and it was my fault!?! since it was my second real day of skiing, i didnt know what to do... but now, im more knowledgeable: 1. the first quick dial number in my cellphone is the number of the patrol of the resort im currently in 2. if you bump into anyone (or vice-versa), always get his/her full name and phone number 3. move to the side of the trail, and stay put until the patrol comes 4. make sure, if possible, to ski in pairs such that there are witnesses, etc. Link to post Share on other sites
SirJibAlot 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 ...and if that doesn't work, bring a throwing knife and some ninja stars so that you can catch up to them by following the trail of blood in the snow... Link to post Share on other sites
tsondaboy 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 ...and after you catch up to them, use your snow saw to cut them in pieces, put each in a different bag and then through each bag at a different ski resort with a tag on them "that’s what happens to people that crash on me"... Link to post Share on other sites
WantToSki 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 i think that i need to pass by ueno tonight and get myself some throwing stars... some for myself, and some for my gf Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 ...and after you have done that, return to the first resort where the incident happened and impale the severed head on a pole at the lift gate to serve as a warning to other skiiers/boarders... Link to post Share on other sites
tsondaboy 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 I love your way of thinking Bushpig, never crossed my mind. Link to post Share on other sites
WantToSki 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 same here...!!! Link to post Share on other sites
quattro 1 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Time to get mid evil or What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' N%&@*&, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch Link to post Share on other sites
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