damian 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 The big headed dwarf has almost hit 10k. This significant event makes up for the fact that there aren't enough (almost none) girls on the forum, nor enough obsession with snow riding, particularly the back country variety. Link to post Share on other sites
John Deere 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by db le spud: This significant event makes up for the fact that there aren't enough (almost none) girls on the forum....... Are you sure????? Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 Yes I am sure. If there were girls here, then they would have all shagged me now yet I have not been shagged. Therefore, there are no girls here. But that is a distraction to the 10k. (Being mature and boring: active forum chicks are pretty thin on the ground these days, perhaps 5) Link to post Share on other sites
Fattwins 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 wow a life changing moment indeed Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Ever so many girly contratulations! Link to post Share on other sites
snosurf 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 haha yeh I noticed that too...FT was up to 9998 the last time i checked. Must be close now. But watch out mate, I am hot on your tail with my grand tally of 55 posts! Link to post Share on other sites
snosurf 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Or maybe I misread, it could've been 9968 posts. Shocking eyesight... Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 I have never seen 10,000 posts on any forum. FT - is there going to be a party? Will it be like News Years Eve, a big countdown? We can all sing 'more beer' to the tune of Old Lang Syne. Link to post Share on other sites
Fattwins 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 ive seen guys go to 20000 db my posts are always short I bet your total words is high than mine Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 mate, he would get there in one post. EVEN on a go-slow strike. Although, quality vs quantity?? The words verbal diarrhea come to mind Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 That's just mean. Sounds interesting, Id like to know more. (you cheeky fugging runt, its not possible to tell stories in 10 words or less. And I like telling stories, it partially fulfils my own perception of importance) Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 runt?!? You bastard! Nah mate, you are definitely a story teller, and your verbal diarrhea is always interesting to read. (there you go, did that puff you up a bit?) Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 I didn't actually want to call you a runt, I simply used it as a substitute rhyming word for something much worse. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 bunt... blunt... shirtfront... brunt... shunt... punt... grunt... hunt... front... stunt... (as in a cunning one) ah hah! You mongrel! Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 can't you guess? Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 yeah I got it on that last one mate! cunning stunts, and all that... Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 By the way, on the following comment! Quote: Originally posted by db le spud: The big headed dwarf has almost hit 10k. and for those who aren't familiar... Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 ^^ oh dear. Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig: yeah I got it on that last one mate! cunning stunts, and all that... you cant be wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
kaiser soce 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 6000 ragging on Niseko 2000 Boosting Hakuba 1000 "wear your beacon" posts 1000 where I couldnt really tell what he was on about! Link to post Share on other sites
SerreChe 2 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 I knew it, FT wears skirts! Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 ...and a red bra to contain his manboobs. Link to post Share on other sites
Davo 1 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 I'd be more impressed if the record was your number of appearances in porn films. Nonetheless, well done FT! Now, back to slagging off Niseko... Link to post Share on other sites
SerreChe 2 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Did you just have a go in the swampy brackish water behind or did you just come out of the river? Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 Exactly, he'd been paddling around in the puddle with the safety fence to keep him put of the river. Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 10,000 is big FT Maybe SJ can get you a cake People are starting to catch me in fact Bushpig cb db All are posting more than me now for some reason Link to post Share on other sites
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