bushpig 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Of course I did! But good to hear you were willing to look after him anyway - even in boring ways Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by soubriquet: If she's beer-wenching, perhaps you could persuade her to be a skimpy? All the better Soubriquet! But by the look of your avitar I would have thought you wouldn't need that kind of extra entertainment! Seems like you can service yourself quite well! Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Pfft, the boring things were the only things I could mention here Besides, he'll be beer wenching for me when I get my knee done. I'm going to buy one of those little bells to keep beside the bed! Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Being able to give yourself a blowjob would be quite a trick. I'm sure someone, somewhere can do it, but appearances are deceiving. I was simply removing a particularly obstinate tic from my scrotum. Do you know the geological meaning of Bushpig? Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 hahaha! A tick eh! Did you get the little sucker? No, I don't know the geological meaning. Do share. Make sure it's a big bell Nicole, cos guys can have pretty selective hearing when it comes to anything remotely like wenching (in your sense of the word). Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 When I was lecturing at Cretin Uni, it was the pejorative for the less-attractive females of the geology student body. Oops. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 haha! Actually, you are referring to the sense in which I first heard it. ie. my sister screaming at my other sister "You bloody bushpig!" I used to think it was hilarious watching this and so the word remained as one of my favs! Was that Cretin Uni in Perth? Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Cretin Uni, Perth, aka "The southern Hemisphere's largest Carpark". Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Yeah, but it was a good place to go skateboarding though. Good place to get chased off by security too! Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Hey, be fair now, playing Xbox requires little to no movement. Im sure he was just bored laying in bed all weekend. You dont sound like a very good nurse to me Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Where are the other girls on this forum? Shouldn't they be backing me up right about now? Geez Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Dont worry, sunrise will come on here and give me $hit... Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 What's wrong Nicole? Can't take the heat? Maybe we are hitting a nerve and you know you could have done a better wenching job eh? Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by nicole: Besides, he'll be beer wenching for me when I get my knee done. I'm going to buy one of those little bells to keep beside the bed! Not the way it works Guys don't have to be the servents when their girlfriends/wives are sick or broken Link to post Share on other sites
hughcohen 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Nah, the girlfriends/wives just have to suck it up and continue looking after their men Link to post Share on other sites
hughcohen 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Hey Toque, can you hook me up with a nice Japanese girl for my time in Hakuba? Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 BP: You're right, absolutely. Next time, I'll hire one of those French maid outfits and make sure the fridge is full of beer. Because, y'know, that's what I spent all those years at uni for - grooming myself to be a good little housewife! Toque: Are you Amish? Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I'm starting to think they should rename this forum to Chauvanists Japan. Link to post Share on other sites
hughcohen 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 iron my shirts! Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by nicole: Toque: Are you Amish? As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin' cows Jebadiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long That even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine Then tonight were gonna party like it's 1699 We been spendin' most our lives Livin' in an Amish paradise I churned butter once or twice Livin' in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Livin' in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living' in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in Hell But I never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a 'tude? You know thats unheard of I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impared Theres no phones, no lights, no motor cars Not a single luxury Like Robinson Coruso, it's as primitive as can be We been spendin' most our lives Livin' in an Amish paradise Were just plain and simple guys Livin' in an Amish paradise There's no time for sin and vice Livin' in an Amish paradise We don't fight we all play nice Livin' in an Amish paradise Hichin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raise a barn on monday, soon I'll raise an udder Think your really righteous, think your pure at heart? Well I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy, the little omlettes wanna be like On my kness day and night, scorin' points for the after life So don't be vain, and don't be whiney Or else my brother, I might have to get midevil on your heinie We been spendin' most our lives Livin' in an Amish paradise We're all crazy menonites Livin' in an Amish paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Livin' in an Amish paradise But you'd probably think it bites Livin' in an Amish paradise Link to post Share on other sites
hughcohen 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Is that meant to be sung to the tune of "thank god I'm a country boy" by John Denver or James Taylor (or whoever sung it first)? Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Weird Al Yankovic is so 1999. Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Sorry I thought this was really clever and then it was the last post on the page so it would be lost forever and nobody would realize how clever I really am Quote: Originally posted by nicole: Toque: Are you Amish? As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin' cows Jebadiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long That even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine Then tonight were gonna party like it's 1699 We been spendin' most our lives Livin' in an Amish paradise I churned butter once or twice Livin' in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Livin' in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living' in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in Hell But I never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a 'tude? You know thats unheard of I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impared Theres no phones, no lights, no motor cars Not a single luxury Like Robinson Coruso, it's as primitive as can be We been spendin' most our lives Livin' in an Amish paradise Were just plain and simple guys Livin' in an Amish paradise There's no time for sin and vice Livin' in an Amish paradise We don't fight we all play nice Livin' in an Amish paradise Hichin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raise a barn on monday, soon I'll raise an udder Think your really righteous, think your pure at heart? Well I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy, the little omlettes wanna be like On my kness day and night, scorin' points for the after life So don't be vain, and don't be whiney Or else my brother, I might have to get midevil on your heinie We been spendin' most our lives Livin' in an Amish paradise We're all crazy menonites Livin' in an Amish paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Livin' in an Amish paradise But you'd probably think it bites Livin' in an Amish paradise Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by nicole: Weird Al Yankovic is so 1999. I was dreamin' when I wrote this Forgive me if it goes astray But when I woke up this mornin' Coulda sworn it was judgment day The sky was all purple There were people runnin' everywhere Tryin' 2 run from the destruction U know I didn't even care 'Cuz they say two thousand zero zero party over Oops out of time So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999 I was dreamin' when I wrote this So sue me if I go 2 fast But life is just a party And parties weren't meant 2 last War is all around us My mind says prepare 2 fight So if I gotta die I'm gonna listen 2 my body tonight Yeah, they say two thousand zero zero party over Oops out of time So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999 Yeah Lemme tell ya somethin' If U didn't come 2 party Don't bother knockin' on my door I got a lion in my pocket And baby he's ready 2 roar Yeah, everybody's got a bomb We could all die any day But before I'll let that happen I'll dance my life away They say two thousand zero zero party over Oops out of time We're runnin' outta time So tonight we gonna, we gonna (Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999) Say it 1 more time Two thousand zero zero party over Oops out of time No, no So tonight we gonna, we gonna (Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999) Alright, it's 1999 You say it, 1999 1999 1999 don't stop, don't stop, say it 1 more time Two thousand zero zero party over Oops out of time Yeah, Yeah So tonight we gonna, we gonna (Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999) Yeah, 1999 (1999) Don'tcha wanna go (1999) Don'tcha wanna go (1999) We could all die any day (1999) I don't wanna die I'd rather dance Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 So let's recap: You have nasty-looking feet, are a chauvanist AND you have bad taste in music. Someone needs to rescue your girlfriend! Link to post Share on other sites
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