pie-eater 207 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I have been working for Shinzo Abe for the last 25 years doing lots of diplomatic work and stuff involving international relations and very important people. They have bought me a Porsche, sorry two Porsches, and a few houses for my good work and promise more if my dome related projects come off. I'm hoping for a plane. (Don't like the Porsches though, they're rubbish) Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 snowdude, did they not buy an iPad for your daughter too? I'd have been pretty insulted myself. Perhaps if you didn't make so many mistakes with your English.... Just a thought. Link to post Share on other sites
Thundercat 60 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 C'mon Snowdude, do the right thing. Give them back. Or better yet, donate them to your local school or charity. I'm sure they'll go to good use since they are the most popular tablets on the market right now. I mean, they're obviously so shit you'll never use them so why not make someone else happy by giving them away? Link to post Share on other sites
cal 6 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I'll have one of them. Link to post Share on other sites
snowdude 44 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 snowdude, did they not buy an iPad for your daughter too? I'd have been pretty insulted myself. Perhaps if you didn't make so many mistakes with your English.... Just a thought. WTF should they have bought one for my daughter? Since when has your English been so perfect that you can complain about mine? If you don't like my English then best not to read it simple. Bloody cheek of people these days. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 They jolly well should have bought one for your daughter! And maybe the dog too. The fact that they didn't points to your less than perfect English proofreading skills. My English? Not perfect. But then I don't proofread. So it doesn't need to be. Link to post Share on other sites
snowdude 44 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 C'mon Snowdude, do the right thing. Give them back. Or better yet, donate them to your local school or charity. I'm sure they'll go to good use since they are the most popular tablets on the market right now. I mean, they're obviously so shit you'll never use them so why not make someone else happy by giving them away? It is not the case of giving them back and would be an insult to them. They bought them for us to use as we wish if we wish, they did not buy them for us to give them back that is for sure. As for donating them, that is a good idea and something my wife and I said, although at the moment our daughter is making use of the larger one so it will most probably become hers if she wants it or simply a family one. The smaller one maybe my wife will use it for her work, she said. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I notice you have now edited out you comment about stuffing them in a cupboard draw and not using them because they are shite. Presumably that would be less of an insult to them? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites
snowdude 44 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Never edited out or said I would not stuff them in a cupboard or draw, I am saying that my daughter is using it so I am happy for her to make use of it rather than it goes to waste, not that it is any business of yours what I do with them. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Please don't lie. It was there before. It isn't now. You edited it out. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Yes I do recall reading such a comment. Link to post Share on other sites
snowdude 44 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Again pie you obviously do not read things properly. If you look back at my old post you will see that nothing has been edited out and my comment about them maybe ending up in a draw is still there. Not my fault if you can't read or can not be arsed to read through this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 You are actually right there. My mistake, I apologise for that. If you point out any other time I have done this (as implied by 'Again'), I'll be sure to admit another mistake if one has been made. Anyway, if that second shite ipad that you are considering stuffin in the draw - you know, the one that your daughter isn't using, presuming that she isn't using two shite ipads - is going for free and you don't inflict it on a poor school or charity, I'm sure one of us here will take it of your hands. We will also not tell the suckers you claim gave it to you. Promise. Whatever, I really think that you really should not be inflicting shite ipads on your wife, daughter or dog. I'm sure they work hard and are fine people/dogs. Surely deserve better than ipads? iPads being shite 'n all. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Hey fellas....I like where this is going..!! Do carry on.. A Japanese guy I saw yesterday had an iPad mini. He referred to it as his "mini pad".... to which I chuckled. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Actually them buying you shite ipads in the first place is a bit of an insult really isn't it? I'd definitely reconsider the relationship, they seem to be sending you a message there... Link to post Share on other sites
iiyamadude 6 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Like a kick in the balls really. Link to post Share on other sites
69 5 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Looked at them in the shop over the weekend. The bigger one is a bit too big for me, the 4.7 just about right I reckon. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I haven't seen them yet, but a friend said its like Apple has brought out the "Trigger Happy TV" phone Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 The what-ty?! Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 When I proofread I use my computer and of course check what I am typing, so I can't be arsed to do that ln here. Makes the ipads pretty useless that doesn't it. Even if they weren't shit. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 The what-ty?! http://youtu.be/pD254JDQAJU Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Au have emailed my missus after we upgraded and told her to use the "fast coupon" for a bigger discount! We didn't get one in the mail, so hopefully they'll send us another or add it on anyway. I'm pretty sure we didn't get the coupon. How's the battery life gg? We don't get a day out of the 5. Link to post Share on other sites
snowdude 44 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I get 2 days from my Sony, with moderate usage, one full day with high usage. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Too early to say really, Mr Wiggles, though I have never been one to faff about timing like that (I usually just recharge overnight anyway). As a simple observation though, longer than before. I was using it a lot the first few days in particular and it seemed to be going down slowly. I heard it is much better, much bigger batter an' all. Link to post Share on other sites
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