BagOfCrisps 24 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I like all biscuits. But I prefer crisps. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 What's up with water biscuits anyway? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I like all biscuits. But I prefer crisps. I like all biscuits as well. And probably all crisps too. But I jolly well prefer pies! Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 A what?! Tim Tam orgasm - you must try it Step one - nibble the end off both ends exposing the insides Step two - put one end in your mouth and the other end in a cup of coffee or tea. Step three - suck, and as it softens quickly push the whole lot into your gob where it explodes into orgasmic magnificence. Do it - you won't be dissapointed Unless you get the timing wrong and it ends up in your lap Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Out of the British ones, all-butter shortbread is the best! Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 A what?! Tim Tam orgasm - you must try it Step one - nibble the end off both ends exposing the insides Step two - put one end in your mouth and the other end in a cup of coffee or tea. Step three - suck, and as it softens quickly push the whole lot into your gob where it explodes into orgasmic magnificence. Do it - you won't be dissapointed Unless you get the timing wrong and it ends up in your lap You sure that's not a blowjob? Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I was disappointed with the giant Custard Cream I has at costa coffee. I don't think it was actually the same as a proper custard cream, just looked like one and an approximate taste. I nearly sent it back. Link to post Share on other sites
fukdane 2 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Tim Tams > Penguin Link to post Share on other sites
fukdane 2 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I also like fig rolls. But are they biscuits, rolls or cakes? And are Jaffa Cakes biscuits? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 A what?! Tim Tam orgasm - you must try it Step one - nibble the end off both ends exposing the insides Step two - put one end in your mouth and the other end in a cup of coffee or tea. Step three - suck, and as it softens quickly push the whole lot into your gob where it explodes into orgasmic magnificence. Do it - you won't be dissapointed Unless you get the timing wrong and it ends up in your lap You sure that's not a blowjob? No, not in OZ. That may be the case in Scotland where they blow penguins Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 A what?! Tim Tam orgasm - you must try it Step one - nibble the end off both ends exposing the insides Step two - put one end in your mouth and the other end in a cup of coffee or tea. Step three - suck, and as it softens quickly push the whole lot into your gob where it explodes into orgasmic magnificence. Do it - you won't be dissapointed Unless you get the timing wrong and it ends up in your lap You sure that's not a blowjob? No, not in OZ. That may be the case in Scotland where they blow penguins Penguins are much better than Tim Tams Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 A what?! Tim Tam orgasm - you must try it Step one - nibble the end off both ends exposing the insides Step two - put one end in your mouth and the other end in a cup of coffee or tea. Step three - suck, and as it softens quickly push the whole lot into your gob where it explodes into orgasmic magnificence. Do it - you won't be dissapointed Unless you get the timing wrong and it ends up in your lap You sure that's not a blowjob? No, not in OZ. That may be the case in Scotland where they blow penguins Penguins are much better than Tim Tams Tim tams don't have fish breath 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Only essence of possum-pish-flap Which is about half as strong as yo mommas Clunge Link to post Share on other sites
oblivion 5 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 don't know the name but like Jaffa cakes but not as dry. Very nice Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Last time I had Jaffa Cakes they were ridiculously dry. Marks and Spencers did little chocolate rolls with orange jelly in which were much nicer. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Actually all of those M&S tubs are great. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Marks and Sparks do some really good nibbles. Do they still reign supreme with underwear? Recently I have bought mine in Next. Link to post Share on other sites
KlingKlang 1 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Wagon Wheels Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 They are quite dry too. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Wagon Wheels Somebody get a rope....!! Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Wagon Wheels. Had a pack of them over summer. I remember thinking... I prefer Angel Pies. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 A what?! Tim Tam orgasm - you must try it Step one - nibble the end off both ends exposing the insides Step two - put one end in your mouth and the other end in a cup of coffee or tea. Step three - suck, and as it softens quickly push the whole lot into your gob where it explodes into orgasmic magnificence. Do it - you won't be dissapointed Unless you get the timing wrong and it ends up in your lap You sure that's not a blowjob? No, not in OZ. That may be the case in Scotland where they blow penguins Penguins are much better than Tim Tams Tim tams don't have fish breath Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Last time I had Jaffa Cakes they were ridiculously dry. Marks and Spencers did little chocolate rolls with orange jelly in which were much nicer. With Jaffa Cakes, avoid the McVities ones. The "sponge" has always been rock solid. The cheapo own brand ones from supermarkets are better, actually moist and a bit chewy. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 You're right. Wonder why they are so popular with that cardboard-y 'sponge'... Link to post Share on other sites
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