SKI 15 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors (that even play videos to 'help') Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors. According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province. The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable. It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process. The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.' Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 How do you use it, again? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Got to be a joke, surely?! Link to post Share on other sites
KlingKlang 1 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 That video is hilarious! Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user. Does the pipe have five knuckles and do the shuffle? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 eurgh!! I wouldn't wanna be last in line!! Link to post Share on other sites
joshnii 2 Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 That video clip! Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 The suckatron Does it come in any other sizes? Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 The suckatron Does it come in any other sizes? I guess you'll need extra small right? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 he he - small but energetic Though I never considered it small untill I kept getting all those emails telling me how to increase the size - so it must be Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Reminds me of when I auditioned for that porno movie a few years back They told me I was too small, so I said "how tall do I need to be?" Link to post Share on other sites
1 4 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 That person putting their finger in it is doing it all wrong, surely?! Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts