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How can we mere mortals--we obscenely bulging, rutting bags of fluids leaking the gases of corruption from more than one hole...mere pipes of flesh ramming in dead flesh and vegetation at one end, then blowing it wetly out the other--how can we even begin our worship prior to any divine apparition?

 

What does it all mean? What is meaning itself, what is "is"?

 

What is "what"..?

 

And we cry out in the darkness.

 

O what transcendent being will appear to guide our pathetic slavering lives?

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miteyak, might you not just be the 'big hunk of Cheddar' to whom cheeseman refers? But you're right, it's wise to check the knees. And the teeth. And all the rest.

 

I tend to agree with MalcolmB, or at least, she's cute enough but nothing scintillating.

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Originally posted by badmigraine:
That's because none of you has seen how she unzips those bumps faster than a porn star unzips her black latex rubber catsuit...and sucks up the hump smoother than a honey-lubed piston!
Au contrare (sp?) Badmigs!!! I was working at the mogul world cup last year and I got to see her unzipping the bumps and sucking up the humps from the judges box. Yes she rips and zips. I also saw her taking off her kit (no not all of it) as it was an ultra sunny hot day.

But I did meet her at the welcome party the night before and didnt think she was very nice and no Im not just being a jelous bitch. There were plenty of better people around that just had a bit more personaliy and less attitude. But obviously didnt have a huge yarn to her or anything. Mind you if youre that good you can afford to be a bit precious eh!

Ahh as for Jeremy Bloom, he looked much better in his t-shirt, ripped and unzipped even harder - cant wait for the end of the month and more eye candy. \:D
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The freestyle mogul world cup was at Madarao resort last year (again this year at the end of Feb) and the resort is located in the town that I work for. They wanted me to go help, a bit of interpreting, translating, trouble shooting for the athletes and just an extra hand on deck at times. At the party I was interpreting for the mayor of the town. But of course it was just after the olympics last year so talked to some competitors and then shcmoozed the FIS dudes which worked out nicely \:D

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You think so do you sachiko? I think Aiko is pretty cute for sure. There is something about girls on skis and snowboards ripping it up with their hair coming out of their beanie... even better when their hair is encrusted with pow! haha

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Saw the babe on TV last nite.And when the interviewer asked her about what she is good at (turning,air,or speed for moguls)She said that up to last year she was good at air (`cause there everyone was doing straight air and that was all that was expected) this year there is pressure on to spin hence she hasn`t performed as well (that`s what she said) Next year, even the chix have pressure on them to start doing 3D tricks. Maybe moguls are tricks are progressing!>good work Jonny!

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